"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Until I did a mouseover on the link I expected a Bee article.
Hell, you wanna spend your money to vacation in North Korea, well, it's your money. And your life. But if you do get the Otto Warmbier treatment where they beat you into a coma and you later die, maybe the late night funnymen can yuck it up for you too. So take heart, Colbert or Kimmel might mock you at your funeral.
La Streisand is whining about 47 again. This should be her retirement home. When Ireland gets its brain out of the booze it can deport Rosie there, too.
Until I did a mouseover on the link I expected a Bee article.
ReplyDeleteHell, you wanna spend your money to vacation in North Korea, well, it's your money. And your life. But if you do get the Otto Warmbier treatment where they beat you into a coma and you later die, maybe the late night funnymen can yuck it up for you too. So take heart, Colbert or Kimmel might mock you at your funeral.
I eagerly await the North Korean remake of Where the Boys Are.
DeleteLovely. I bet the two-hour mandatory sing-alongs lauding the Dear Leader will be a hoot.
ReplyDeleteWhatever you do, DO NOT be the first to stop clapping.
DeleteLa Streisand is whining about 47 again. This should be her retirement home.
ReplyDeleteWhen Ireland gets its brain out of the booze it can deport Rosie there, too.
"Relax," said the night man
ReplyDelete"We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave"
I expect that the background music will be EPIC ... ...
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/RbjehP5uBQU
Amirite?!??!?!