Tuesday, December 9, 2025

Well, at least he can't have you shot, like one of his predecessors could have

"German Chancellor Merz Filed Hundreds of Criminal Complaints over Insults From Citizens".

German Chancellor Friedrich Merz has reportedly filed hundreds of criminal complaints against members of the public for insulting him during his tenure as a politician.
According to research conducted by the Welt am Sonntag newspaper, Merz is “one of the most sensitive politicians in the history” of the German republic.

Scheisskopf. Yes, that's what I said. I'll be waiting to hear from your Rechtsanwalt.

H/T: The mind is an unexplored country.

Update


"I'm sick of running Germany! Nag, nag, nag! I'm going back to Hollywood."

6 comments:

  1. He can't have them shot YET. I'm waiting for the murder squads to be deployed, myself. God knows there will be plenty of volunteers amongst the Islamic invaders.

    FUN FACT TIME!

    (a/k/a "a brief moment of pedantic insanity")

    Scheisskopf is the English spelling; using the German alphabet, it's Scheißekopf.

    The "scharfes S" ("ß") is a pain to type on American keyboards.

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    1. Yeah, I didn't want to bother looking for the special character, so I took the lazy way out.

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  2. The S key makes ß if you hold it down. On my computer, I do a search for a word with it and cut n' paste.
    It's pretty funny seeing a German Chancellor called 'one of the most' anything considering it's hard to be the worst German Chancellor at anything.
    They are trying though.

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  3. Btw, I don't write "Москва" instead of "Moscow" either.

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    1. Well, at least Kyiv doesn't require special characters, although it looks silly.

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  4. Going to Hollywood disguised as Fred Mertz is much better than going as Colonel Klink!

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