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I thought Europeans only used a bidet, not so vulgar as Americans who use toilet paper, or iPads. Of course, now I find out after getting a bidet at 72 years of age that it was all a lie. Sacré bleu!
I don't remember where but I've seen some video of cultural enhancers complaining about dirty/disgusting americans who wipe their asses with toilet paper rather than washing like the clean cultural enhancers do; others claim that their people introduced aquaducts to european heathans... sounds like like bs to me!
My mother's first cousins moved from Italy to Canada. They put bidets in their houses. I asked my cousin what it was, I was around 10 or 12, he said it was for women to clean their lady parts. I wasn't quite sure what that meant, but they also used TP so I don't think it was for number 2. I never cared enough to find out when I got older.
The one I've got is an accessory to your existing toilet. The water spray is aimed to hit your gluteal cleft, so you can supposedly wash it clean instead of using tp. It kinda works, but not every time. But, it was cheap, and easy to install, so I'm not completely disappointed.
I have to admit, there's a certain allure to wiping your butt with an iPad.
ReplyDeleteI thought Europeans only used a bidet, not so vulgar as Americans who use toilet paper, or iPads.
ReplyDeleteOf course, now I find out after getting a bidet at 72 years of age that it was all a lie. Sacré bleu!
First time I ever saw a petard slid under a door.
ReplyDeleteI don't remember where but I've seen some video of cultural enhancers complaining about dirty/disgusting americans who wipe their asses with toilet paper rather than washing like the clean cultural enhancers do; others claim that their people introduced aquaducts to european heathans... sounds like like bs to me!
ReplyDeleteSo, how do these bidet things work? You squat over a little water fountain and then stand in front of a blow-dryer, or what, exactly?
ReplyDeleteOnce upon a time, I think you did have to squat.
DeleteNowadays, it's an accessory for the toilet. And includes a hot air blower.
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My mother's first cousins moved from Italy to Canada.
DeleteThey put bidets in their houses. I asked my cousin what it was, I was around 10 or 12, he said it was for women to clean their lady parts.
I wasn't quite sure what that meant, but they also used TP so I don't think it was for number 2.
I never cared enough to find out when I got older.
The one I've got is an accessory to your existing toilet. The water spray is aimed to hit your gluteal cleft, so you can supposedly wash it clean instead of using tp. It kinda works, but not every time. But, it was cheap, and easy to install, so I'm not completely disappointed.
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