"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
I can see you in your very best Joe Friday suit grilling a miscreant peanut farmer, "just the nuts ma'am, just the nuts". BTW As it's already the 4th here let me be the first to wish you all a happy 250th birthday from someone who has a genuine affection for your great country. I sometimes wonder what the world would be like if the land of the free and the home of the brave did not exist and it presents a bleak picture indeed.
And all the peanuts you can eat!
ReplyDeleteI can see you in your very best Joe Friday suit grilling a miscreant peanut farmer, "just the nuts ma'am, just the nuts".
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As it's already the 4th here let me be the first to wish you all a happy 250th birthday from someone who has a genuine affection for your great country.
I sometimes wonder what the world would be like if the land of the free and the home of the brave did not exist and it presents a bleak picture indeed.
Haw! If I did become a peanut inspector, they'd probably have a real problem with inventory shrinkage.
DeleteThank you for your good wishes. All righteous Americans look upon Australia as their "second home".
I'm imaging you in the top jhat, monocul, spatial, and cane.
DeleteI dunno, I've heard state jobs like that pay peanuts.
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DeleteI dunno, maybe because I'm awake and posting at this ungodly hour, but "peanut inspector" made all kinds of dirty humor run through my head.
ReplyDeleteWay off topic, but the Mexican Batman might have inspired an Indonesian Imitator.
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Mexican natman?
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