tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6935370618605188900.post5151776028923104825..comments2024-03-28T14:53:17.939-04:00Comments on Paco Enterprises: Aussies Hard to PleasePacohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004124282907287652noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6935370618605188900.post-82525711199113289672009-12-31T15:49:05.121-05:002009-12-31T15:49:05.121-05:00I told you those wolverine-fur snoods were going n...I told you those wolverine-fur snoods were going nowhere. But you had to listen to Mark.mojonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6935370618605188900.post-84959319891814428482009-12-31T02:37:41.508-05:002009-12-31T02:37:41.508-05:00hey!
I resemble that comment.
And it was all in...hey!<br /><br />I resemble that comment. <br /><br />And it was all int eh plan anyway. Australian leftists got 20,000,000 presents this year. Does the number sound familiar?<br /><br />Hippies got socks or soap, leftist vegans got tandoori sauce, muslims got pork rinds, greenies got various things made out rare rainforest woods, PETA members got rabbit fur coats, radical feminists got underwear. <br /><br />The denizens of Lavatory Rodeo got the collected works of Adam Smith.<br /><br />Need I go on?<br /><br />... oh. It was sales you wanted??<br /><br />Oops....<br /><br />MarkL<br />Minionmeister to the VRWCMarkLnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6935370618605188900.post-72347674235109152692009-12-31T00:44:56.985-05:002009-12-31T00:44:56.985-05:00Swampwoman -- Here's your plant...Swampwoman -- <a rel="nofollow"> Here's</a> your plant...richard mcenroehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10659450906647134430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6935370618605188900.post-44226796125479349912009-12-30T22:58:18.106-05:002009-12-30T22:58:18.106-05:00Hey, I'll trade you several house plants for s...Hey, I'll trade you several house plants for some of that cellulite cream for the hairless cats. Somebody told me that those cats couldn't possibly be any uglier, but I disagree....<br /><br />I dunno why people insist that THIS TIME they've found me the perfect plant that I cannot kill through overwatering, underwatering, or forgetting that plants actually need water.SwampWomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08395051552137680646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6935370618605188900.post-56200326060452858802009-12-30T07:55:01.662-05:002009-12-30T07:55:01.662-05:00Dear Ms Leigh,
The Pan American Crested Ocelot wo...Dear Ms Leigh,<br /><br />The Pan American Crested Ocelot would be purrfect for the right fellow in San Francisco-the lip licking and all that. <br /><br />My daughter says she ordered it through some offshore catalog outlet. She couldn't remember the name but said that it started with a "P"Carolhttp://carolyntackettscloset.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6935370618605188900.post-56132790013559763322009-12-30T03:57:43.854-05:002009-12-30T03:57:43.854-05:00Ummm, my missus will be devestated if you disconti...Ummm, my missus will be devestated if you discontinue the celluite cream...<br />I on the other hand...<br /><br /><br />"By-the-way, what is an inappropriate sexual item to an Aussie?"<br /><br />Well, that depends on how long its been dead....thefrollickingmolenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6935370618605188900.post-21216339150664077162009-12-30T00:04:31.241-05:002009-12-30T00:04:31.241-05:00A Kiwi.
CheersA Kiwi.<br /><br />CheersMinicapthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13421626155178200181noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6935370618605188900.post-63532952855569692312009-12-30T00:03:47.135-05:002009-12-30T00:03:47.135-05:00Carol, can I get the contact for where you got tha...Carol, can I get the contact for where you got that Pan American Crested Ocelot, please? I know a few people who need a kitty just like that. Do you think they would like San Francisco, Las Vegas, and Hawaii/Illinois? <br /><br />Deborah LeighAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6935370618605188900.post-26247659938014657242009-12-29T23:51:39.162-05:002009-12-29T23:51:39.162-05:00Tandoori rub doesn't work well on cauliflower?...Tandoori rub doesn't work well on cauliflower? Darn. There goes my dish for the company potluck.<br /><br />Those aren't unwanted gifts.The recipients just haven't seen the potential of said gifts, but Martha Stewart knows.<br /><br />By-the-way, what is an inappropriate sexual item to an Aussie? <br /><br />Deborah LeighAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6935370618605188900.post-26611070020736697652009-12-29T22:55:59.717-05:002009-12-29T22:55:59.717-05:00Useless underwear? That says more about Aussie jo...Useless underwear? That says more about Aussie journalists than the gift givers.<br /><br />Namely that Really Inappropriate Chonie Holders And Raunchy Drawer Substitutes are catching on big downunder.richard mcenroehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10659450906647134430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6935370618605188900.post-76984413191015483972009-12-29T22:33:27.438-05:002009-12-29T22:33:27.438-05:00My suggestion would be to crate it up, mark it as ...<i>My suggestion would be to crate it up, mark it as "Complimentary Cheesy Fries", and send it to Michael Moore (we know he can't outrun it).</i><br /><br />....priceless<br /><br />WV: thabla<br />hm, what you read in tha newspaperkaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05819693069445947851noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6935370618605188900.post-78638422114242314512009-12-29T22:18:57.236-05:002009-12-29T22:18:57.236-05:00My suggestion would be to crate it up, mark it as ...My suggestion would be to crate it up, mark it as "Complimentary Cheesy Fries", and send it to Michael Moore (we <i>know</i> he can't outrun it).Pacohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08004124282907287652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6935370618605188900.post-17666845746622747532009-12-29T21:22:02.458-05:002009-12-29T21:22:02.458-05:00Sorry about the cellulite creme thing but I've...Sorry about the cellulite creme thing but I've got bigger problems. I told my kids that I wanted a kitty for Christmas but instead I got a Pan American Crested Ocelot. The damn thing keeps me up all night. And it freaks me out the way it licks it's lips every time it looks at me. It didn't come with return instructions. What do I do?Carolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17892433094729392295noreply@blogger.com