tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6935370618605188900.post870774451653834608..comments2024-03-27T18:13:31.654-04:00Comments on Paco Enterprises: Big PhoneyPacohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08004124282907287652noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6935370618605188900.post-6583694912277799972012-09-28T23:20:08.057-04:002012-09-28T23:20:08.057-04:00Great stuff, Rebecca! Thanks.Great stuff, Rebecca! Thanks.Pacohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08004124282907287652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6935370618605188900.post-87810223612411685412012-09-28T15:02:45.821-04:002012-09-28T15:02:45.821-04:00Time for some Obama phone humor:
Here then are th...Time for some <a href="http://patrick.net/forum/?p=1217026" rel="nofollow">Obama phone humor</a>:<br /><br />Here then are the key features of the ObamaPhone:<br /><br />It automatically rejects calls from people with a different opinion.<br /><br />Every time you take a picture, it produces a grimmer image of America.<br /><br />It doesn't have a plan; it just keeps telling you how bad the other guy's plan is.<br /><br />When it crashes, it blames your previous phone.<br />All 3 AM calls go directly to voicemail.<br /><br />It has a really useless app called "Biden."<br /><br />Pairing it with another device sucks all the energy out of the other unit.<br /><br />Type in "job search" and it gives you directions to the welfare office.<br /><br />The default ringtone for international calls is "I'm sorry, so sorry, please accept my apology."<br /><br />The healthcare app downloads and installs itself without your permission.<br /><br />When you make a call, a teleprompter pops up to help you speak.<br /><br />Restaurant reviews are all written by Michelle Obama.<br /><br />There are never any winners on Angry Birds.<br /><br />Instagram takes two months to process a photo and you have to fill out 3 PDFs to do so.<br /><br />Paypal app is replaced with ReceivePal app.<br /><br />You can't find "Jerusalem" on Google maps.<br /><br />Don't want to work? There's an app for that, too.<br /><br />It automatically bows down to phones made by foreign companies.<br /><br />When you watch a YouTube video, a US ambassador gets killed.<br /><br />When you dial "home", it calls Kenya.<br /><br />As opposed to the iPhone, it's called the mePhone.<br />RebeccaHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15113907852048577121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6935370618605188900.post-74002790473037607412012-09-28T09:47:24.854-04:002012-09-28T09:47:24.854-04:00Rush kept playing the audio of the Obama woman scr...Rush kept playing the audio of the Obama woman screaming about "Obamaphones", and I thought it was one of his parodies. It sounded so over-the-top, I thought it couldn't be real.<br /><br />Then I saw the actual video of her, and was amused and saddened at the same time. This is Obama's base; along with guilt riden, over educated white liberals. The sad part is, there are enough of them to possibly reelect him.rinardmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01084346073021788172noreply@blogger.com