Sunday, February 22, 2009

A Woid to Da Wise



Hey, Rick Santelli, whatzamattafoyou, huh? Ya go on national TV and shoot off your mouth like some kinda prize goombah, knockin' the Chief's stimulus bill. What, you think the First Amendment's like a license to say whatever's on your mind or somethin'? Robert Gibbs tried to tell you like it is, and then ya mop up the floor with him, too.

Ok, wiseguy, we tried playin' nice; now you listen to me. We know where ya live, we know where ya work. We got our eyes on ya, see? I got two words for ya to think about: "Fairness Doctrine." Roll that up in your First Amendment and smoke it, pal.

4 comments:

richard mcenroe said...

I gots a toid word for ya, Santelli: audit. Bill Moyers ain't de only one kin dance to dat tune...

TW: ovenatt, as in. "Hey, where's Rick Santelli at?"

richard mcenroe said...

As they say in swayve Yurp: vous me shittez!

Anonymous said...

And, iffen youse don't takes my meaning, pal, we know how to use a Chicago typewritter to makes our point, capiche?

Paco said...

And then we plant yez in a Chicago overcoat.