Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Antagonizing Americans

No, wait, sorry. That’s “Organizing for America”. OFA – a White House lawn grassroots outfit that favors Obama Care – sent out a communiqué to its shock-troops in which opponents were referred to as “Right-Wing Domestic Terrorists”.

Whoa! I’m a domestic terrorist? Then, where’s my cushy university job? Where’s my grant money?

Ahhh…right-wing domestic terrorists; there’s the rub. I guess I ought to consider myself lucky not to be imprisoned in a gulag outside of Berkeley, weaving bamboo placemats for the dining-room tables of the tofu-eating professoriate.

Update: Hey, we’re not just “right-wing domestic terrorists”; many of us are also “a$$holes”. What next? Fascists? Ku-Kluxers? Bat-fowling maggot-pies? A foul and pestilent congregation of vapours? (These last two courtesy of the Shakespearean insult generator).

Update II: Well, lookee here! A picture of a whole room full of right-wing domestic terrorist a$$holes (notice fascist salute being given by two be-wigged Nazis on left).


JeffS said...

One Right-Wing Domestic Terrorist, reporting for duty!

kc said...

Right-Wing Domestic Terrorist A**hole, at your service!

Zardoz said...

Spoken like a true member of the “most transparent” administration ever. I'm sooooo tired of these people.

I gladly join the ranks of my fellow Right-Wing Domestic Terrorists. RWDT's?? Not to be confused with the VRWC.

RebeccaH said...

I say, let them rave on, spittle flecked lips and all. The more they shriek and point, the less sane they appear to the electorate, who it seems, are already appalled.

2010, here we come.

Old Tanker said...

Let's see if I have this down,

Conservative right winger ...check!

Former soldier.........check!!

Combat veteran.........check!

Gun totin' NRA member.....check!

Domestic........err....okay, check!

Self sufficient......check!

Regular church goer.....check!

Tax payer....check!

A$$hole.....check, check!

obligatory Shakespear insult...

Your bait of falsehood takes this carp of truth.


TimT said...

Also, apparently, racists! At least if you oppose universal healthcare.

Paco said...

Old Tanker: Dude! Your face is bound to be showing up on wanted posters all over the country, if it hasn't already. Better go to ground.

Paco said...

TimT: Wow! Ten paragraphs of pure bilge. But they really believe this stuff! That's the kicker.

SwampWoman said...

TW: Guity.

I be guity a bein' a right-wing domestic terrorist.

Old Tanker said...

Paco, I think it's too late. The IRS, NRA action alerts, and that darned church mailer can find me ANYWHERE!!!!!!

Jim Clarke said...

Not to mention Readers Digest!

Paco said...

Yeah, you definitely can't get away from Reader's Digest, but they may be filing bankruptcy pretty soon.

Steve Burri said...


You are an evil-monger!

Anonymous said...

Was a time when it was difficult to be classed as a right wing terrorist. Man had to kill innocent people and stuff. It's gettin to easy. Not sure its exclusive enough for me.


Mercurius Aulicus said...
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Mercurius Aulicus said...


I see your Shakespearean insult generator and raise you some Rabelais - in particular a word I encountered at work today -

Ah they don't make insults like they used to.

Isophorone said...

I won't be satisfied until I am called SENATOR Right Wing Terrorist A$$hole!

Boy on a bike said...

I prefer to be known as an arsehole. You yanks can keep your assholes.

wv = "undis". Almost perfect. You keep your arse un your undies.

Bob Belvedere said...

Paco, is that you in the picture, the guy on the far right side?

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