Friday, December 4, 2009

Assortment

1) No Sheeples Here has another wonderful picture featuring the continuing adventures of Al Gore.

2) Matthew Vadum at the American Spectator reveals George Soros’ latest plan to take over America.

3) British tennis star Andy Murray has been dumped by his girlfriend, Kim Sears, because he spends seven hours a day playing video games. This is Kim Sears, incidentally:


Dude! You really can’t think of anything else to do?

4) I think there may be another reason why Copenhagen is such an attractive destination.
Copenhagen Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards to city hotels warning summit guests not to patronize Danish sex workers during the upcoming conference. Now, the prostitutes have struck back, offering free sex to anyone who produces one of the warnings.
What a coincidence! Paco Enterprises’ entertainment subsidiary just happens to be in a position to offer interested parties the Prostitute Alarm Card Online for only $10.00!!!! (Ten dollars for free sex; I’ve got to give the Product Development guy a bonus…)

5) Betsy discusses the President’s latest empty gesture.

6) Sad news: Cody, the BP convenience store dog I posted about previously, has been fired. So much for that job summit!

7) Just a whole lotta good stuff from the delightfully-named Aardvarks and Asshats.

9 comments:

Yojimbo said...

One would think that Murray would use the 7 hours to recuperate, but evidently not. No wonder he hasn't won a major yet.

Yojimbo said...

There's a serve and volley joke in there somewhere but would I stoop that low!:)

JeffS said...

Video games or Kim Sears .... there's no question in my mind that Murray is an idiot.

And as for George Soros.....the man just can't quit, can he?

Paco said...

Jeff: No, Soros, I'm convinced, really does fancy himself as some kind of James Bond villain.

JeffS said...

That's about the size of it, Paco. The man has lived in fat city way too long, and has lost touch with reality.

RebeccaH said...

The real word has lost a little bit of its humanity with the banishment of Cody. I recall my first glimpse of Europe in the Frankfurt airport, where people were sitting in restaurants with their dogs. Call it an epiphany.

We (more of us than will admit) sleep with our dogs, sometimes to our own bedspace-detriment. We let them kiss us (sometimes). We feed them off our tables (more than is good for them), and we talk to them, as if they can understand more words than the basic commands, like: "eat", "outside", "ride," and "pizza".

I would never stop patronizing a drug store (or restaurant) that had a dog greeter. In fact, I'd probably mark that as my go-to place. A particularly nasty pox on all nanny-bureaucrats and their human-negating rules and regulations!

Paco said...

Rebecca: I'm with you.

Glenn Mark Cassel said...

And Spears dad should kick the crap out of his son!

ooGcM taobmaetS said...

Thanks for the link, Paco!