Monday, August 5, 2013

Governor Chris Christie is the fattest political figure in the country

Oops! Did I say “fattest”? My bad. I meant “hottest”.

No doubt, a Sopranos-style faux tough guy attitude may well trump political principle in today’s Republican reality show environment. It is time – indeed, past time – for conservatives to openly revolt against the Rove/big donors/ McCain-Graham-Bush wing of the party. I can accept – sort of – that someone like Christie may be the best the party can do in New Jersey, for now. As a model for the party at large, however, he is manifestly unsuitable – not just for his squishy RINOism, but also for his tendency to let personal ambition and petty animus take precedence over the greater good. One John McCain is more than enough, thanks.

5 comments:

JeffS said...

Yeah, he's the fattest politician. Man should have put a band on his mouth as well as his stomach.

richard mcenroe said...

On behalf of Deborah, myself and other Americans of enhanced gravity, Chris Christie's weight is not his biggest problem as a candidate. He would be an arrogant, two faced opportunist at any weight and a lap band might improve his excess of waistline but not his dearth of character.

Minicapt said...

Well, he not too big for his britches, yet.

Cheers

rinardman said...

I don't so much mind a politician with a little excess fat....as long as it isn't in his head.

RebeccaH said...

Richard, "enhanced gravity", hah! I am so stealing that!