Sunday funnies

H/T - Friend and commenter, JeffS:

Trump Forced To Deploy ICE During State Of The Union To Pepper Spray Unruly Democrats

Crazy experiments can lead to domestic difficulties.

A strange disorder.

It depends on the definition of "went".

Good luck with that, Mr. Turtle.

Cop needs to work on his aim.

The hillbilly shot.

A real Three Stooges wedding.

From Power Line's The Week in Pictures.

Khamenei dead

"Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is Confirmed DEAD – Israeli Officials Say His Body Has Been Found".

Time to collect the first of your 72 virgins, old top!

"Pucker up, sweetie!"

Muslim countries that support today's U.S strike on Iran: Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Turkey, UAE, Bahrain

Muslim countries that DO NOT support today's U.S. strike on Iran: France, United Kingdom

— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) February 28, 2026

And for dessert: Cuba!

 

Alright. Let's hear your best names for what we call the Territory of Cuba after it's conquered.

So far, I'm partial to "Extra South Carolina", "Grande Rico", or "Marco Cubio." pic.twitter.com/dUDtmKuBw0

— Tony Kinnett (@TheTonus) February 26, 2026

I'm thinking Cuba County, Florida. What do y'all think it ought to be? 

H/T: Friend and commenter JeffS

Looks like a slow news day

Well, except for this: "US Launches Major Airstrikes on Iran, Extensive Strikes Slated to Continue".

And Iran seems to be striking back, primarily by firing missiles at its Arab neighbors.

I sincerely hope that Trump succeeds in correcting one of Jimmy Carter's most disastrous foreign policy mistakes (helping to create a portal for the return of medieval Islam to Iran, laying the groundwork for the rise of a major terrorist state). God bless the military personnel of the United States and Israel as they attempt to bring the mullahs to heel.

Update  Unconfirmed reports are coming in that Ayatollah Khamenei has been killed.

Rubio finding out he needs to be the Shah of Iran in 72 hours. pic.twitter.com/qAXjbuyWZK

— Asaad Sam Hanna (@AsaadHannaa) February 27, 2026

Gallantry under fire

Chief Warrant Officer Eric Slover was awarded the Medal of Honor for his actions during the military extraction of Venezuelan dictator (and drug kingpin) Nicolás Maduro. Here are the details.

Happy Feet Friday

It doesn't get much more hep than this: Charlie Parker and Buddy Rich, in a live performance of "Celebrity" (1950).

A decent start...

...but not nearly enough: "Over a quarter million federal jobs reduced in 2025 from nearly two dozen agencies".