Sunday funnies

 

In Dire Need Of Toilet, Artemis Lands At Buc-ee’s

You expect me to know?

More animal hijinks.

Scoping it out.

An extreme case of Murphy's Law.

Construction tryouts.

But it just looked so tasty.

From Power Line's The Week in Pictures.

Is it even possible?

Could Gavin Newsom's wife be even more repugnant than he is? "California’s Barbie Bigot".

Thanks be to God

Our astronauts have returned safely to earth.

"Perfect Reentry and Splash Down, All Astronauts in Good Shape!"

Looks like this human slug finally got trapped in his own slime

"Eric Swalwell's Political Future is Collapsing Fast".

The San Francisco Chronicle reported that a former congressional aide accused Swalwell of two non-consensual sexual encounters, including one where she claims she woke up in his hotel room after becoming intoxicated. CNN then dropped its own bombshell, reporting that four women total allege sexual misconduct by Swalwell — one of whom accuses him outright of rape. “I was pushing him off of me, saying no,” the woman said.

Couldn't happen to a more deserving scum-bag. 

Update  And the rats are doing swan dives off the weather deck of this sinking ship: "Democrats Schiff, Pelosi Turn on Swalwell, Withdraw Endorsements, Call on Him to Drop Out of California Governor’s Race Amid Sexual Assault Allegations".

Haw!

 

I made Trump's takedown of podcasters he doesn't like into the opening credits of Star Wars... because it fit perfectly.

This is pretty incredible. 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/dxvtWBjltP

— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) April 10, 2026

I'm grateful, believe me

But it's not enough: "Here's How Much the Federal Workforce Has Shrunk, Thanks to President Trump".

...the federal workforce is at its smallest since 1966, with more than 350,000 federal employees having been fired, resigned, or retired.

Not a bad start, but that number needs to be somewhere north of a million.

When TDS reaches a pathological level that probably should require a lengthy stay at the funny farm

"Unhinged George Conway Tears Up as He Admits to Blowing His Children’s Inheritance on Defeating Trump".

So many so-called conservatives have turned out to be political whores. Amazing.