Man, Hallmark will go to any length to sell greeting cards

This is World Quantum Day, whatever that is, so, er, have a great one!

General inquiry: does this day involve firecrackers, cakes or barbecues? Any parades I should know about? How about "Miss Quantum Day" contests, any of those going on anywhere?

Capital loss

 

“Sell Eric Swalwell” pic.twitter.com/zIgVP87ccM

— Gain of Fauci (@DschlopesIsBack) April 11, 2026

Death aboard a Confederate submarine

"When the Navy Recovered This Sunken Submarine, the Crew Was Dead. Why Were They Just Sitting There?".

I think people must be getting hernias, pulled muscles and bad sprains from the effort being expended in ignoring reality

"Giant Impenetrable Mystery About Completely Open and Obvious Reality".

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Swalwell rejoins the lowing herd

No governor's mansion for you, ya freak! "Eric Swalwell Suspends Campaign Amid Sexual Assault Accusations"

He did manage to accomplish something useful on his way out of the door: "Lefty Billionaire Boots Disgraced Swalwell from His $26 Million Beverly Hills Mansion and Demands $1 Million Back After Heinous Sex Assault and Rape Allegations — Then Changes Political Party: “F— the Democratic Party… I Am Done. Finito.”

Unfortunately, I don't believe he's on his way out of the congressional door: Democrats wanted him out of the governor's race merely for strategic reasons, not because they genuinely cared about his crass, immoral behavior. 

Update  Looks like the donks are running Swalwell out of town after all: "Eric Swalwell Resigns From Congress".

Wait...How's that again?

"What This Kansas Democrat Posted Was Unbelievable...Almost".

Noah Taylor, a Democrat running for the U.S. Senate seat in Kansas, posted to social media on Friday that he and his wife deliberated over calling life saving emergency services for his seemingly dying son because they were afraid of how much money it might cost them.

Whew! It's pretty clear that Noah and the missus haven't been thinking about vacation plans lately; if this had turned into a faceoff between the kid and a European river cruise, I think he may have lost out.