Sunday funnies

 

Mysterious Investor 'Pancy_Nelosi' Makes Millions On Oil Trade Minutes Before Trump’s Iran Announcement

Don't panic.

Thanks for not lying.

The Possum Lodge word game.

There's a time and a place for everything.

Go around!

This ATM ain't messin' around.

Next time, let the cat find its own way down.

A, er, thrilling, if unconventional, automobile race.

From Power Line's The Week in Pictures.

 

Oh, for the days when the King of Spain was once referred to as "His Most Catholic Majesty"

Of course, that was before the elitist bureaucrats took over and turned the country (and much of the rest of Europe) into a woke, Islam-friendly,  morally bankrupt disgrace. This is a horrible story: "Europe to Euthanize Girl Raped by Migrants".

Prime Minister Sanchez claimed that migrants “care for aging parents, work at small and large companies, harvest the food that’s on the table.”

Migrants also raped Noelia.

Her parents lost custody of her after they divorced when she was only thirteen and she bounced around between foster care and government shelters. At twenty-one, she was gang raped in a shelter that had been occupied by the migrants whom the Spanish government had welcomed into the country.

Noelia tried to commit suicide by jumping from the fifth floor, but survived and ended up as a paraplegic in a wheelchair. According to her father, she needs psychological help, but according to the Sanchez regime, the European Court of Human Rights and the elites, she needs to die.

Happy National Joe Day!

First time I ever heard of this one, but March 27th is National Joe Day, when we celebrate people named Joe, Joseph, Josephine, etc. I think there may be a tie-in with coffee, too.

So, I'll drink a cup in honor of my late father and my elder son. Joe Stalin is excluded by acclamation. As is Joe Biden.

Update  

A repost of a photo of my father , taken in 1946 (at the age of 17 or 18), dressed up and wearing a, er, very stylish necktie that I would love to have had.

I think the Geneva Convention allows you to...dispatch...enemy soldiers wearing your country's uniform in wartime

Just sayin': "The Newest Georgia ‘Republican’ Is A Scandal-Plagued Democrat Carpetbagger".

What an obscenity

Tolkien must be spinning in his grave. Critical Drinker lashes out at the asinine notion of letting TDS mental patient Stephen Colbert write the script for a new LOTR film.

So, what the hell happened with Utah?

"Islamopandering in Salt Lake City". 

Mormons once had a reputation for being conservative, but those days are gone forever. Salt Lake City is so woke that it even adopted the pride flag as an official city flag in order to circumvent a ban on flying anything but the official national flag, the state flag, city flags and a few others on municipal property.

And so it was inevitable that Erin Mendenhall, the same far, far-left mayor who spearheaded the continued official display of the pride flag, would also engage in some of the most flagrant Islamopandering we have seen up to now anywhere in the United States. Islamopandering is all the rage these days and is happening all over the country; Mendenhall is by no means unique, but she offers a particularly egregious example of how foolish this really is.

Happy Feet Friday

From 1946, here's Duke Ellington and his orchestra, with "Trumpet No End".