I was going to suggest that Howard Dean was a bit of a dung beetle

But that wouldn't be quite correct; I think it would be more accurate to say that he aspires to be a dung beetle.

Update: Speaking of dung beetles, join me now and take a walk down memory lane with this rerun of an early Paco Enterprises short story.

Who won the debate?

Looks like Veeshir did:

Who won the debate last night? That would be me. I didn’t watch the previews on every channel, I didn’t watch the debate and I didn’t watch the recap.

Actually, I suspect there were a lot of winners.

Oh, swell

Narcotraficantes are now using homemade submarines to move drugs across the border.

Arnold Palmer, RIP

When I was a little fellow, and knew practically nothing about golf, I still knew who Arnold Palmer was. A great golfer, and great for the game of golf, he will be missed.

As a taxpayer, I'd like to have my money back, please

It's becoming increasingly clear that the FBI "investigation" of Hillary and company in connection with her unsecure, homemade server was a sham from the beginning.

A tremendous disservice to the concept of justice, and a colossal waste of taxpayer money.

Sunday funnies

That's using your, er, head.

Gotta remember to watch your back...



Should Canadian drivers be banned in the U.S.? (H/T: Captain Heinrichs)

Hotel employees who go the extra mile to fulfill stupid customer requests.

Help keep those extra pounds off with these unique dining utensils from Paco Enterprises' home products division...



(From Powerline's "The Week in Pictures")

Uncover that pseudonym!

President Obama supposedly used a fake name in communicating with Hillary over her homemade server. The administration isn't making the pseudonym known, so I challenge readers to guess what it might have been.