Friday, July 20, 2018

Dead to irony

In a recent speech, ex-president Jughead McLightworker said the following: "There’s only so much you can eat. There’s only so big a house you can have. There’s only so many nice trips you can take. I mean, it’s enough.”

I guess Barry's $8.1 million eight-bedroom, nine-and-a-half bathroom mansion is the cutoff for "enough".

"Welcome back, sir. I've laid out your heliotrope pajamas and black silk smoking jacket on the bed. Will you be wanting your usual cup of hot cocoa?"

"Yes, Jenkins, thank you. And don't forget the marshmallows, there's a good fellow."


Via Ace and Matt's Idea Shop.

Public Enemy Number One

John Brennan.

"Careful, Paco! I'll be back in power some day!"

I believe it was friend and commenter Bruce who hilariously wrote that buried in the ground up to his neck was a good look for Brennan. Only thing missing is a pot of honey and a jar full of ants.

Looks like a meme!

Via Clash Daily: What 3 Things Do You Trust MORE Than Obama’s Intel Agents & CNN?

Happy Feet Friday

Of all the stars in the pantheon of American jazz, perhaps no one was more versatile than Benny Carter. Master of the alto saxophone, clarinet, trumpet and piano, composer, arranger, band leader and talented sideman, and ultimately a music educator, Carter was professionally active for over 60 years. Here he is, from 1946, leading his band in a performance of Rebop Boogie.

Wednesday, July 18, 2018

Socialism explained

Via The People's Cube, here's an actual attempt by a socialist to sell the system. It is bold, clear, succinct and idiotic.

As noted at the Cube, "A Progressive is someone pretending to not be a Socialist. A Socialist is someone pretending to not be a Communist. A Communist is someone pretending to not be a dangerously brutal, lying, primitive, murdering thug."

Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Et up with the dumbass

As a friend's father once said of Arab militants in the Middle East.

The newest Palestinian weapon? "Arson birds".