Just like...let's see...George Soros or Chuck Schumer: "Venezuela’s Nicolás Maduro Claims He Is a ‘Real Jew,’ Unlike Israel’s Benjamin Netanyahu".
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Just like...let's see...George Soros or Chuck Schumer: "Venezuela’s Nicolás Maduro Claims He Is a ‘Real Jew,’ Unlike Israel’s Benjamin Netanyahu".
Maybe he's joined the Black Hebrew Israelites. You know, the ones who were the real Jews before those pallid posers showed up and did whatever they did to steal it from them.
ReplyDeleteCould be. Or maybe during the diaspora, some of the Jews sailed away to what later became known as the Americas and intermingled with the local Indians.
Deleteprobably hitched a ride with the Vikings or the Basques who were early visitors to the mericas
DeleteBallsy move, he has Hezbollah running around his country, or at least used to.
ReplyDeleteBe pretty funny if they took him seriously.
Yeah, Maduro is linked to various Middle East terror groups. My guess is, he'll probably wind up like former Honduran President Zelaya after the coup that toppled him, hunkering down in some foreign embassy raving about secret Jew rays. Or maybe, like his own predecessor, Hugo Chavez, he'll uncover another attempt by the U.S. to slip its diabolical cancer sauce into his empanadas.
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