Sunday, April 26, 2026

This a$$hole

 


What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys drinking Minocqua and watching a Packers game.

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A guy goes in to get his annual physical. He's a practical joker, so he substitutes a cup of Minocqua beer for his own urine. Gets a call from his doctor a few days later. "You're in pretty good shape, Mr. Smith, but I regret to report that your horse has diabetes."

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Par for the course

Some brainwashed would-be "hero" - a teacher from California, naturally - tried to shoot up the White House Correspondents' Dinner last night, resulting in the evacuation of President Trump, his family and various administration officials.  Our fine betters, as friend and commenter Veeshir calls them, responded with a mixture of disappointment (that the President managed to survive what was most likely another assassination attempt), blame for the president (he has poisoned the well of civilized discourse, don't you know), and speculation that the whole thing was staged: "The Left Were Absolute Psychopaths Following the Attack on the WHCA Dinner".

Update From the horse's mouth:

Cole Allen, the suspect in the shooting outside the White House Correspondents' Dinner, told law enforcement following his arrest that he wanted to shoot Trump administration officials, two sources told CBS News.
The suspect didn't specifically say he was targeting President Trump, just "administration officials," a law enforcement source said.

Show of hands: how many people think the shooter was there mainly to gun down, say, the Secretary of Agriculture? 

Belated best wishes...

...to our Antipodal friends for ANZAC day. Friend, commenter and fellow blogger Gregory  has a good post on the subject, and the fighting spirit that continues to assert itself in these days of attempted woke oppression: "2026: An ANZAC Day reflection".

Sunday funnies

 

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Sometimes, it's best not to say anything.

You know what? Just don't mess with it.


Everything was going pretty well, until that last second.


I don't think so. Some joker might set it on "melts steel".





From Powerline's The Week in Pictures.









Friday, April 24, 2026

"No entiendo"

California wants to turn highways into a real-life version of Duel (the 1971 film featuring a crazed semi driver trying to run down Dennis Weaver): "California Democrat Candidates Agree: Requiring Truck Drivers to Speak English Is Racist".

Every single Democratic Party candidate for governor strongly opposed requiring English proficiency because it is racist or something.
How, exactly, language and race are related is unnecessary to explain in a place like California, where it is just assumed that any deficiency in competence is excused by having a skin color a shade darker than Cafe au lait.

Disaster in the gun room

Updated and bumped

Veeshir kindly sent me a photo of the sign that used to stand outside of Numrich's building.


Can you imagine how awesome it would have been to walk around their warehouse, before they went strictly online?

Well, it turned out not to be so bad, but it could have been pretty awful.

Yesterday, I was field stripping my Colt 1908 vest pocket .25 acp pistol, and I managed to let the mainspring guide rod, which was under tension, launch itself across the room, where it disappeared among a mass of shelves, boxes, small cabinets and general junk. The guide rod is very small, but a key part of the firing pin assembly. 

I plan on trying to find the piece today or tomorrow, but I think it's unlikely that I'm going to turn it up. I began looking for the part online, and was having trouble locating anybody who had one in stock, when I stumbled across Numrich Gun Parts. My heroes! They have the part (I ordered two, to be on the safe side), and went ahead and ordered a new recoil spring, too . I also ordered some new grips for my Colt .25 Automatic (successor to the Colt, Jr, and not to be confused with the 1908); they're black replacement grips, and will, in my opinion, look better than the gaudy Jay Scott grips that came with the pistol when I bought it a few years ago. The right grip cracked a few days ago and fell into two pieces when I was out at the range, and although I was able to glue the two pieces back together, I figured I'd go ahead and replace them (as I say, they're fairly gaudy things: plastic laminated onto wood, and made to look like stag grips).

Btw, I think it was friend and commenter Veeshir who first mentioned Numrich here a couple of years ago; I believe you said you lived near their warehouse at one time, didn't you V?

Gotta learn to keep your story straight, bub!

These assertions have about them the aroma of a stock pen where the cows somehow got into a case of Ex-Lax.