"Joe Biden Can’t Find Donors For His Presidential Library".
Former President Joe Biden is running into a problem in his nascent effort to raise money for a presidential library: Donors are checked out.
Most of the more than half a dozen people who were once major Biden donors or bundlers who spoke with NBC News said they harbored no ill will toward Biden himself but either wouldn’t give to the library or would give only a token amount.
Here's an idea, guys: think small...
Update Lot of good suggestions in the comments about building a Biden library. I think something like this might be appropriate...
He should just get an annex in the Obama Library, it's all the same people who did the work for the corrupt figurehead.
ReplyDeleteThey could set aside 10% for the big guy.
Maybe Biden would settle for a little ice cream shop in a corner of the Obama Library.
DeleteSuccessful fundraising has become a key test of how much influence and goodwill a president retains after leaving office.
ReplyDeleteHeh heh heh heh!
At first glance I read that as "Biden can't find doors for his Presidential Library" and thought, that's just mean. Why would the allow him to wander around unsupervised anyway?
ReplyDeletemaybe the Delaware legislature will designate the library at University of Delaware as the FJB presidential Library and throw some tax dollars at it or maybe the library at Delaware State University (an Historically Black College or University, with some of that sweet HBCU money)
ReplyDeletemaybe the legislature will expand/rename the Joe Biden Welcome Center rest stop located on I-95 in Newark, Delaware to include his library.
DeleteI hope whoever is chosen to design this "presidential library" makes it look like a big dog house.
ReplyDeleteHow about an outhouse?
DeleteWhat would Joe's Predisent... Prestidental... Pretzelmental... anyway... what would it contain? Apart from forty years' worth of Ben and Jerry menus?
ReplyDeleteThat, and possibly a few copies of Hair Fetish Monthly.
DeleteA Sniff In Time.
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