Dear lefties

As conservatives, we have little to no bargaining power with you, so we know you are going to keep putting sleazy, ignorant partisan hacks into elective office. We get that.

But is it really too much to ask that the people you select to represent you not be genuine retards? I mean...Eric Swalwell, for cryin' out loud!  "Sanctuary City Means We Don’t Deport Those Who Help ‘Make Our Communities Safer’".

Here's the thing, genius: if the illegal aliens weren't here in the first place, we wouldn't have to worry about them underreporting crimes for fear of getting into trouble with ICE. Oh, and also, the victims of illegal alien criminals are not just other illegal aliens.