Thursday, February 19, 2026

I say, old top

Bad form. Bad form, indeed: "Disgraced Former Prince Andrew ARRESTED on His 66th Birthday Over Epstein Scandal".

“Police have been assessing claims against Mr Mountbatten-Windsor that emerged in the Jeffrey Epstein files, including allegations that he shared sensitive information with the pedophile when he was a UK trade envoy.
Six unmarked police cars and about eight plain-clothed officers, with one carrying a police-issue laptop, were seen arriving at Wood Farm on the Sandringham estate just after 8am.”

Looks like the ax for you, my dear fellow. Better start thinking up something pithy to proclaim from the scaffold. 

Actually, I would imagine that the most likely outcome is permanent exile somewhere; perhaps Bermuda or the Falklands. Or the spare room over Harry and Meagan's garage (or is Harry sleeping there, now?)

9 comments:

  1. Edward VIII was shuffled off to the Bahamas during the war.

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    1. That guy's imbecility was on a par with, or possibly surpassed, Andrew's.

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    2. Winner 2026 Upper Class Twit competition!
      Unseating King Charles, who has won the award every year since the 80s.
      Congratulations!

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    3. Charles is probably relieved. I think his trophy case was running out of room.

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    4. probably as relieved as President Carter when Biden started exceeding his record.

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  2. Every family has at least one. The royals seem to exceed their supply.

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  3. Uh-oh... he's already out.
    https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2026/02/19/former-prince-andrew-released-from-police-custody-remains-under-investigation/

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    1. I wonder if he has to wear an ankle bracelet. Maybe studded with jewels.

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