The dreams of dogs.
Before and after.
The moment of realization.
So, that's what that is.
The real purpose of this feature.
New, from Paco Enterprises' consumer products division.
From Power Line's The Week in Pictures.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
I endorse the approach to cold weather completely.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, lawn darts. Simultaneously the best and worst idea corporate America has even produced!
ReplyDeleteI assume that the entire legal counsel staff was on retreat the week they came up with that.
I don't remember seeing those things when I was young. Some of the older boys played a "game" where two would stand facing each other and each would throw a pocket knife as near as he could to the other's feet without actually spearing his pedal extremities.
DeleteI know that game - it was called mumblety-peg
Deletehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mumblety-peg
We had lawn darts, and no deaths or injuries. I never really understood why people got so crazy about how they were dangerous. If used correctly they were no different, or more dangerous, than playing horse shoes. Which we also played without injuries.
DeleteI always thought of'em as low IQ eliminators.
Mumblety-peg was known as "Confederate Roulette" in my neck o' the woods ....
DeleteWe had a at least two, maybe three sets.
ReplyDeleteWe kept losing one or two, so we ended up with a bunch of extras. Jarts, not the knock-offs.
My favorite was playing over the house.
The surprise factor made it much more exciting.
My favorite was playing over the house.
ReplyDeleteThe surprise factor made it much more exciting.
Haw! I can just see the mailman walking around to the back yard with a dart in his cap saying, "Ok, who's responsible for this?"