If so, then there are some establishments that are clearly in violation, because the patrons in question are without a doubt semi-comatose from the consumption of spirits, wobbly-legged sots trying to throw a howdah on a particularly repulsive pink elephant. If that doesn't figure as "Buster, you've had w-a-y too much", I don't know what does, short of literally passing out and falling off your barstool.
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Whoopi is on the prowl for guys wearing beer goggles ... ...
ReplyDeleteI didn't think that beer goggles technology had advanced that far, yet, but apparently so.
DeleteI think I speak for every one in America when I day, "Ugh."
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While I yield to none in my respect for Ms. Goldberg's veracity, I very much doubt that this story is true.
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Chuck Norris was scared of no one...except a drunk, horny Whoopi Goldberg.
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris ran away from a blind date with Whoopi Goldberg.
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