Tuesday, March 24, 2026

Aren't there laws that are supposed to stop bars from serving their patrons too much liquor?

If so, then there are some establishments that are clearly in violation, because the patrons in question are without a doubt semi-comatose from the consumption of spirits, wobbly-legged sots trying to throw a howdah on a particularly repulsive pink elephant. If that doesn't figure as "Buster, you've had w-a-y too much", I don't know what does, short of literally passing out and falling off your barstool. 

9 comments:

  1. Whoopi is on the prowl for guys wearing beer goggles ... ...

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    1. I didn't think that beer goggles technology had advanced that far, yet, but apparently so.

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  2. I think I speak for every one in America when I day, "Ugh."

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  3. Single Whoopi Goldberg reveals she goes bar-hopping to fulfill her sexual needs.

    A sentence that includes both 'Whoopi Goldberg' and 'sexual needs' is an abuse of the 1st Amendment.

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  4. Stephen A SkubinnaMarch 24, 2026 at 3:29 PM

    While I yield to none in my respect for Ms. Goldberg's veracity, I very much doubt that this story is true.

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  5. Let’s start a Whoopi Goldberg meme like Chuck Norris had. I’ll go first.

    When Whoopi Goldberg hits on a guy in a bar and gets turned down, she gets her Medusa dreadlocks to stand up and turns him to stone.

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  6. Chuck Norris was scared of no one...except a drunk, horny Whoopi Goldberg.

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  7. Chuck Norris ran away from a blind date with Whoopi Goldberg.

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