"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
We have lots of cyclists in my town, and I'm sure they're in much better shape than I am, and I think it's an enjoyable thing to do, but dudes - most of you are well over 60, why do you dress like you're training for the Tour de France? You know, those black Spandex shorts, and those gaudy shirts and those helmets that look like a half-cantaloupe, and those Himalayan mountain-climber goggles. C'mon
It's all good until she wants kids.
ReplyDeleteI can deal with polyarmory .....
ReplyDelete.... but I loathe bikers ... ... or "cyclists", as those clowns demand to be called ... ...
DeleteWe have lots of cyclists in my town, and I'm sure they're in much better shape than I am, and I think it's an enjoyable thing to do, but dudes - most of you are well over 60, why do you dress like you're training for the Tour de France? You know, those black Spandex shorts, and those gaudy shirts and those helmets that look like a half-cantaloupe, and those Himalayan mountain-climber goggles. C'mon
DeleteRight? Dressing up like a wannabe Tour de France participant when you're just exercising is silly.
DeleteGoing by the portrait, Benedict Arnold had lips. Googly Eyes Schiff doesn’t.
ReplyDeletePlease don't post the wrong flyers, but you can post the Wright Flyers
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