"Waffle House Employees Didn't See FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported to Georgia Location".
A senior official with the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) claimed he teleported 50 miles to a Waffle House in Georgia, but nobody can back it up.
I'm not surprised that nobody saw him. Most people who eat at Waffle House don't want to be identified, themselves, so they're more than willing to return the courtesy to others.
The article was published on April 4th, not All Fools Day, so I suppose it written with serious intent.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of the old mean joke: Dating a fat chick is like riding a moped, It can be fun, but you don't want your friends to see you.
ReplyDeleteDerek Maltz, the former head of DEA, had a brother who was a PJ. Unfortunately, he was KIA.
ReplyDeleteTheir line of work sounds particularly dangerous.
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