"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
My previous dog predicted major earthquakes anywhere in the world by alerting and barking at noises I couldn't hear, and sticking as close to my legs as possible. My current dog is such a rambunctious dimwit, I have no idea if she notices anything but mealtime.
I feel I should have anticipated your birthday, being half a day ahead and all. Ah, well. Happy Birthday to you, sir. I hope Mrs Paco allowed you all of your favourite indulgences.
I'd be pretty stressed if I had to deal with San Francisco and Los Angeles.
ReplyDeleteYou have one job, San Andreas Fault. One job.
ReplyDeleteMy previous dog predicted major earthquakes anywhere in the world by alerting and barking at noises I couldn't hear, and sticking as close to my legs as possible. My current dog is such a rambunctious dimwit, I have no idea if she notices anything but mealtime.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Paco.
ReplyDeleteThank you very much, Irobot! Hope all is well with you and yours.
DeleteI have a niece that lives in Reseda, but other than that....
ReplyDeleteI have a raft of second and third and probably fourth cousins who live in California, but I’ve never met any of them, so they’re on their own.
DeleteI forgot that you share a birthday with the President, Mr. Paco sir, so belated happy birthday.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Rebecca. It's kind of embarrassing; I hear that people are always stopping Trump to tell him, "Hey, you have the same birthday as Paco!"
DeleteLOL, and why wouldn’t they?
DeleteI feel I should have anticipated your birthday, being half a day ahead and all.
DeleteAh, well. Happy Birthday to you, sir. I hope Mrs Paco allowed you all of your favourite indulgences.