"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Saturday, June 6, 2026
Did you remember to send your gestating parent a Gestating Parent's Day card?
Non-gestating, but close enough. Hallmark's gonna hate it. What rhymes with "gestating"?
G is for the good xe does. E for the excess of love S is for the snacks xe packs T is for the time xe spends with us A is for the arses who think this makes sense
Haw! In my mind awhile ago, I was trying to imagine Maria Muldaur's old hit, "I'm a Woman", with "gestating person" substituted for "woman". Doesn't really work.
"I called you a Gestating Parent F'er!"
ReplyDeleteSo what's "Father'? Non-gestational parent?
ReplyDeleteThat sounds right.
DeleteNon-gestating, but close enough.
DeleteHallmark's gonna hate it.
What rhymes with "gestating"?
G is for the good xe does.
E for the excess of love
S is for the snacks xe packs
T is for the time xe spends with us
A is for the arses who think this makes sense
Haw! In my mind awhile ago, I was trying to imagine Maria Muldaur's old hit, "I'm a Woman", with "gestating person" substituted for "woman". Doesn't really work.
DeleteThose fabulously progressive New Yorkers! What next?
ReplyDeleteDon't ask.
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