Straight from his hospital room, here's the guy who became famous as a bison toy.
The gentlemen gets kudos for form.
Seriously, though, may God grant him a speedy and complete recovery.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
"And then, all of a sudden, I was attacked by a buffalo!"
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"Oh, go eat a bag of dicks Poindexter."
We visited Yellowstone on our last road trip, and it is a fascinating place, but it’s full of people in season. I saw more than one idiot get too close to the wildlife, including one stupid woman who climbed down into a ravine to get a close photo of a bear. If the bear had turned on her, she literally had no place to go.
ReplyDeleteDespite the best efforts of the US education establishment, nature is not a Disney cartoon.
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