Hey, I'm ok if California wants to secede

"Some 4th of July Celebrations Canceled in L.A. Area; Anti-ICE Protests Continue"

The cancellations can only be seen as acts of protest against the Trump administration by the municipalities — several of which chose to cancel previously advertised celebrations. In the city of Bell Gardens, a notice to the public on social media platform Instagram advised residents, “Out of an abundance of caution regarding concerns for resident safety over federal immigration enforcement activities, the City of Bell Gardens will be canceling the scheduled events between June 24, 2025 and July 10, 2025, including the Movie Nights on June 26 and July 10 as well as the Independence Day Celebration.”

Oh, so you won't be needing those firecrackers after all. Well, that's good, because there was a little accident near Sacramento... 

He does kind of have a point

High temperatures can lead to the proliferation of pond scum: "German Mayor Blames Hot Weather After Syrians Sexually Assault Nine Girls At Swimming Pool".

Sure, that's exactly what the lizard people want you to believe

"To Hide Top-Secret Weapons, the Pentagon Planted Myths About UFOs at Area 51—Then Things Spun Out of Control".

General: So, you managed that with just two Ford-F100 hubcaps and some epoxy?

Photo Lab Specialist: Yes, sir.

General: Nice work, Higginbotham!

Working-with-your-hands Wednesday

 

Bonus video!  Working with your vocal chords: here's a voice actor demonstrating her craft. I feel sure that I've heard that voice somewhere before.

And your point is...?

 

Schumer: "Today, it's USAID. Next it might be the IRS or the intelligence agencies"

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— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) July 1, 2025

Shoot, they could have had me for a couple hundred thousand

I can make newsy, unsupported pronouncements, too. On the other hand, I don't have the High Forehead of Brilliance or the Stare of High Dudgeon possessed by Tapper: "Jake Tapper Is Paid Millions A Year To Not Know The News".

Good!

"State Dept Revokes Visas Needed for U.S. Tour After British Punk/Rap Group Advocate for Islamic Terrorism".

I guess we can sacrifice a little "cultural enrichment" in a good cause.

This is great, because it hits these cretins right in the pocketbook.