I linked a couple of articles yesterday featuring speculation on the massive mental breakdown facing Democrat voters in this country if Donald Trump wins the election. Evidence continues to mount that this national freak-out is extremely likely - for example: "‘PIECE OF S***’: Gettysburg College admissions counselor unleashes unhinged rant against Trump supporters: EXCLUSIVE
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