Thursday, October 17, 2024

Delighted to see that this murdering pig has (to borrow from Wodehouse) "resolved himself into his constituent elements"

"The October 7 Mastermind Has Been Eliminated".

Top Hamas leader and October 7 mastermind Yahya Sinwar is dead. The news was reported by Israeli media outlets Thursday morning and appeared to be confirmed by Israeli Defense Minister Yoav Gallant in a cryptic tweet.

I hope his 72 virgins all look like the late Helen Thomas.


"Pucker up, big boy!"

The Jeenyus of the Anti-Israel crowd

"Humiliation Ensues for Pro-Hamas Idiot When She Tears Down What She Believes Are Israeli Flags from Restaurant".

Dumbass. 

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Wednesday, October 16, 2024

Let's see, what will I have?

Tell you what, François, bring me a large word salad: "Bret Baier Questions Rattled Kamala Harris on Deadly Consequences of Her Open Border Policies in Fox News Interview".

More at GP: "'They’re Giving Me a Hard Wrap Here' – Kamala’s Handlers Throw in the Towel – Abruptly End Disastrous Interview with Bret Baier Without Warning".

"Did The New York Times Publish a Hoax?"

I started to type, "Is the Pope Catholic?", but I think that's no longer, strictly speaking, a rhetorical question. David Strom at Hot Air.

At issue is a piece published by the Times in which 65 medical personnel who have worked in Gaza during the Israeli operation accuse soldiers of deliberately targeting Gazan children, shooting them in the head. There are lurid stories and X-ray images that purport to show bullets lodged in the head and neck of children.
Those X-rays appear to be--according to doctors and ballistics experts--totally fake. And even I, a layman, can call bulls**t on them due to obvious problems that a 10-year-old can spot.

Hamas or whoever is going to have to get cracking in developing some AI skills to make their hoaxes more believable. And don't think they aren't working on it.

Update  Here's something related from friend and commenter JeffS.

Interesting. Looks like the whole cartridge went into his head, including the case. 

I'm sure this year will be even worse, in the event of a Trump victory

"Just a Reminder How Far DJT Sent the Left Over the Edge in 2016".

Ah, all those precocious little 8-year-olds, brilliantly coming to their own conclusions without any assistance from their wine-moms.

Update  Ace has more on the prospects for a national nervous breakdown.