Is that so?

Savor the fatuity of this duck-lipped Deep State tool: "Wray: We’re Not Monitoring Campus Protests, ‘We Don’t Monitor Protests’ We Do Share Intel About Threats".

“We don’t monitor protests, but we do share intelligence about specific threats of violence with campuses, with state and local law enforcement, but we don’t monitor protests.”

Well, here's my question, J. Edgar Doofus: do you go after the violent ones with the same dogged determination that you have shown in pursuing elderly grannies who took a stroll in the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 7th? Are there any networks of well-funded anti-Semitic activists that might be pushing college campuses toward violence - indeed, have already done so? Or haven't you looked into that, yet? Maybe you'd rather just adopt the "Surprise me" approach that has led you and some of your predecessors to fail so spectacularly in identifying real terrorists - you know, the ones who have actually killed thousands of people.

So much for sarcasm

I led off my "Assortment" post yesterday with this line: "Have Paul Ryan and Mike Johnson ever been seen in the same room together?"

Today, I see this: "Paul Ryan Praises Speaker Johnson for Allowing Democrats to Seize House".

Now I know how they feel over at the Babylon Bee.

Ever since they halted the practice of deplaning directly onto the tarmac...

...deaths from alligators have dropped substantially.

H/T: Mrs. Paco

Good new word

 

Working-with-your-hands Wednesday

 

Assortment

Have Paul Ryan and Mike Johnson ever been seen in the same room together? "Mike Johnson to Campaign for Tony Gonzales, Pro-Ukraine Jim Jordan Opponent Who Called GOP Border Security Plan ‘Unchristian’". 

Seriously, I am inching closer and closer to "let it burn". What the hell point is there in voting for Republicans who turn out to be more interested in hanging with the uni-party cool kids than in actually furthering the interests of their base? 

The Bank of America  needs to drop the last part of its name: "Major Banks Debanking Christians".

A checklist of societal destruction.

Hillary "Dead Pool" Clinton has loads of gall, anger, hatred and belligerence; however, she definitely lacks a sense of irony: "Hillary claims Trump wants to kill his opposition".

Florida Governor DeSantis is trying to exercise common sense....What, is he crazy?!? "Florida Governor DeSantis: Satanists Can’t be Part of School Chaplain Program 'We’re Not Playing Those Games in Florida'". I really like this guy.

Anti-Semitism masked as "concern": Professor Shai Davidai, an assistant professor at Columbia Business School, was reportedly denied access to the main campus on Friday as his school ID was “deactivated” during the recent protests over the Israeli-Gaza conflict.

Ivy League University Installs Jew Detectors At All Entrances https://t.co/DCPFxE0IwQ pic.twitter.com/7cQIiOSdM2

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 23, 2024

 

Evolutionary quandary