Sunday, September 24, 2017

Sunday funnies

President Trump practices psychological warfare against Whoa! Fat: "Kim Jong-un lashes out at Trump for getting Elton John’s ‘Rocket Man’ stuck in his head".

Sad news from the National Zoo: "National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce".



(From Powerline's "The Week in Pictures")

So, tell me again what this suit's made of?





Dog keeps an eye open for the main chance.

Saturday, September 23, 2017

I don't know about you, but I hate surprises

Particularly this kind: "Woman walks into LongHorn Steakhouse in Spotsylvania, gets bitten by a copperhead" (H/T: Mrs. Paco).

That's why Pacos prefer burger joints. Here's a young Paco in her natural habitat:

Friday, September 22, 2017

Happy Feet Friday

They say that when your joints start getting creaky or when arthritis sets in, it's important to keep moving. Well, Doctor Paco is here with a keep-moving prescription consisting of a dose of slide guitar king Elmore James and the Broom Dusters performing "Hawaiian Boogie".

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Attention whore and fake victim Valerie Plame sticks her foot in it

And then sticks the other one in for good measure.

Compare and contrast

In his speech (his magnificent speech) at the U.N., Donald Trump used the word sovereignty (or variants) 21 times.

Meanwhile, during an appearance at the Bill and Melinda Gates "Goalkeepers" Foundation, ex-president Barack Obama referred to himself 96 times (during his speech and the Q&A session afterwards).

Jughead McNarcissus: a sovereignty of one. So glad, so glad that he is, if not "gone" exactly, no longer president. What a complete, preening dickhead.

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

The end

This guy says the world is ending September 23.

Upside: I'm letting the lawn go.

Monday, September 18, 2017

Hitler conquers another hapless country

Oh, no, wait. I meant to say that Trump retweeted a silly gif that spliced his golf swing with Hillary tripping as she got on an airplane. But that's almost just as bad, right?

Naturally, selective moralist Jake Tapper had a bad case of flared nostrils: "Incredibly juvenile, unprofessional, and sexist." [from the linked blog post at Ace of Spades].

"Obama was equally juvenile and unprofessional when he surreptitiously, and more than once, flipped his opponents the bird while pretending to scratch his nose, and when he called out the Supreme Court during one of his (interminable) State of the Union addresses, knowing full well that the justices could not respond", said Jake Tapper never (or am I missing something?).