Happy Feet Friday

Here's Bob's little brother, Johnny Lee Wills (also a stalwart of the western swing genre), with "The Band's A' Rockin'".

Senator Mark Kelly's mysterious "note"

"Dem Senator Mark Kelly Shares ‘Note’ From ‘Everyday American’ That Was Left on His Plane Seat While He Was in the Restroom and The Replies Are Absolutely Savage".

I'm having a hard time believing this note was legit. But even if it was, the online responses are priceless.

It's easier than tracking down sex traffickers, I guess

"More Than 62,000 Arrested for Speech-Related Offenses in Britain, Report Finds".

A parish priest (and exorcist, btw) speaks out on the phenomenon of women supporting Lindsay Clancy

"Fr. Dan Reehil Rips the “Insane” Women Rallying Behind Child Killer Lindsay Clancy".

Reehil, a former Wall Street banker who converted after a pilgrimage to Medjugorje and later became an exorcist, did not pretend this is only a legal question. He said he believes Clancy has demons. He also said Christians are required to call evil by its name instead of baptizing it as “empathy.”

Related  Don Surber on modern infanticide and its historical precedents. 

Didn't see the game, but read about it

And the outcome stinks to high heaven: "Here's the Latest on That Shambolic Michigan-Western Michigan Game".

The initial attempt by Michigan quarterback Bryan Underwood was unsuccessful, but the refs decided that their secret clock had one second left. That’s not what NBC had, or anyone else. Also, what is this other clock, folks? It was a brutal way to lose for Western Michigan, and now the MAC has released a new statement noting that replay protocols were not properly followed...

As usual, the Babylon Bee has the inside skinny: "Breakthrough As Scientists At University Of Michigan Develop Ability To Travel Back In Time One Second".

If through some terrible quirk of fate I were ever to find myself on a blue state jury consisting mostly of women...

...I would confess to the crime myself rather than have to sit in the same room with deranged morons such as these for a single hour: "Fourth Clancy Juror Breaks Her Silence – Explains Why She Changed Her Vote and Makes a Troubling Revelation About What Happened Inside the Jury Room".

You need an Uber to the airport?

"Art Garfunkel Says He Is Considering Leaving America Over Trump’s Presidency".

I seriously doubt this is anything more than posturing. Even Americans who have left are now returning. 

And get this:

“It’s shocking, and you think: how on earth are we gonna change the presidency?”

Dude, were you asleep in the back of your Civics class when they talked about elections?