Happy Feet Friday

The inimitable Fats Waller performs "I've Got My Fingers Crossed".

Roy Cooper, fake moderate

If you go by his political ads, you'd think Roy Cooper was just a God-fearin' farm boy, an actual crime fighter and a partner with President Trump in fighting drug dealers.

However, he has a distinct illegal alien problem: "Oh, Here's Another Criminal Illegal That Roy Cooper Let Gallivant Around His State".

Is there any illegal alien Roy Cooper wouldn’t have allowed to gallivant freely across his state when he was governor of North Carolina? On this issue, he was outright garbage, allowing criminal aliens to roam freely and inflict mayhem and death on the population of the Tar Heel State. He got money from anti-ICE groups.

This pretty much sums up the real Roy Cooper: anti-ICE groups. 

"Roy Cooper lets violent felons out of prison and protects scumbag criminal illegal aliens like Garcia from deportation," said NRSC Regional Press Secretary Nick Puglia. “Cooper is weak, woke, and a vessel for the socialists taking over the Democrat Party.”

He's just some mortar in the wall of the Neo-Marxist state, but that still makes him complicit in the death of our constitutional republic.

Haw!

Trump finds a use for the press.

I am reminded of one of Humphrey Bogart's classic lines from Casablanca: "Yesterday they were just two German clerks. Today, they're the 'honored dead'."

Of course, no one got killed in the plane switcheroo. All the media people made it home safely. How...fortunate.

Then, may he be freed of this onerous burden very soon (actually, ASAP)

"El-Sayed Proclaimed 'Obligation' To Follow Sharia Law Until the Day He Dies".

Working-with-your-hands Wednesday

I could definitely use one of these.

Carlson is a mercenary ass who has completely lost (or abandoned) his ability to think critically

But is what he said true? Would a President Vance end the war with Iran and revert to something resembling the status quo ante? "Did Carlson inadvertently encourage Iran to assassinate Trump, make Vance president?"

The longer Vance goes without repudiating Carlson, the less likely he is to enjoy the support of the Republican base. As of now, I'm backing Rubio.

Related  Some good stuff from Ace about Carlson's newest friend and target of Netanyahu, Hunter Biden.

Btw, what's with Carlson's stare? It seems like every new photo I see of him now features a frown and a furious stare. My guess is, it's a performative mask meant to indicate "seriousness" and "concern".

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