Envelope please

And the blame for the rise of Nazi-Rapist-Democrat in Maine goes to...Donald Trump!

How long has the New York Times been a parody of itself? Pretty much forever, hasn't it?

Question

Why is this guy still here? "America Is Harboring a War Criminal Who Executed Seven Professors - And Let Him Become a Vice President of One of America's Largest Muslim Organizations, ICNA"

And the Italians rose as one goomba and shouted va fa 'n culo

"NY Italian Community Furious After Mamdani Omits Little Italy From NYC Immigrant Neighborhood Map".

On the other hand, the map does helpfully identify some places that you might want to avoid (Little Haiti, Little Pakistan, Little Senegal, etc.).

Can't know your players without a program, folks

 

Another breakout of cultural enrichment

Morocco lost to France in World Cup play - so naturally immigrants rioted in London: "You Get What You Pay For: London Descends Into Chaos After Morocco Loss in World Cup".

Ominous

I had no idea we have a "ukulele community".  I suppose the next thing we'll find out is that there's a tribe of accordion players living out in the swamp.

Happy Feet Friday

Boogie-woogie pianist Hadda Brooks joins up with guitar man Teddy Bunn on "Variety Bounce".

Bonus video!  Lots of people can tap dance; Russ Tamblyn shows how it's done with shovels.