Happy Feet Friday

The smooth sound of bossa nova, with Astrid Gilberto, singing "Agua de Beber" (from 1965).

I believe it

Like any good socialist, Gavin Newsom probably believed that the wine that kept appearing during his meals was simply conjured out of thin air by his (no doubt) liveried table staff: "REALLY? Gavin Newsom Claims He Didn’t Know About the 5,000 Bottle Wine Cellar in His Own Home".

Probably not advisable as an everyday-carry

For the strong-wristed only.

In other gun news, it would seem to be a little harsh to hit this guy with the maximum penalty: "Australian man faces 15 years in prison for using toy gun to win carnival prize for daughter".

Is this a psychopathic trend?

No doubt, a phalanx of AWFLs can be counted on to turn this one into a martyr, too: "Liberal white women might have new hero after another mom was arrested for slitting the throats of her three kids".

Related:

Affluent White Female Liberals.* They'll be the death of us yet. "Will Liberal Women Ever See the Damage They Are Doing?"

*And their non-white auxiliaries, e.g., much of the WNBA, and politicians and academics too numerous to mention.

Goodbye, Dolly

I'm a little late on this, but Dolly Parton has passed away. God rest her soul.

Update:

Here's Dolly singing one of her biggest hits. 

Working-with-your-hands Wednesday

 

Election insanity

"The Senate Race In Alaska Is What A Rigged Election Looks Like".

I think this confusing mess of a system is best explained by Bugs Bunny:

There. Any questions?