"Thom Tillis Is Reminding People Why He Doesn't Deserve Another Term As a US Senator".
Just seeing Tillis's name reminded me of a story I read years ago. Some fellow in, I believe, the Netherlands arrived home after a night out and discovered that he had lost his house keys. He tried to get through the dog door, but got stuck. Two merry fellows happened along, saw the man's plight and - pulled his pants down, painted his butt blue and stuck a daffodil into his crack.
I have no idea why this came to mind when contemplating Tillis. Wishful thinking, I suppose.