Sunday, August 16, 2026

Sunday funnies

 









Bonus picture, via friend and commenter JeffS:





Gorilla experiences sheer joy.

That guy, all by himself, almost represents too many men on the field.

Imagine going out to the mailbox and seeing this.

The name's Bondi. James Bondi.

Fine dining aboard the airplane.







From Power Line's The Week in Pictures.









Saturday, August 15, 2026

Dummies!

"Construction workers find gold stash estimated to be worth $10 million during renovations in Belgium".

Construction workers in Belgium stumbled upon a stash of gold believed to be worth more than $10 million during renovation work on a building.
Police said they were "immediately" contacted by the workers [emphasis added - Paco] after they discovered "a large quantity of gold" while working on a building in the east Flemish town of Dendermonde.

Ok, let me tell you something. If me and my homies had been the workers who had discovered $10 million in gold on that construction site, I guaran-damn-tee you wouldn't be reading about it. And the police would be sitting down at the local Wafel Huis, or whatever they have in Belgium, none the wiser.

Now we can really get ready for that civil war everyone's always talking about

"Second Amendment could include owning cannons, heavily armed ships: UPenn law professor" (H/T: Instapundit)

I know what I'd do...


"Dang, honey! I completely forgot about what the homeowners' association might say. Anyway, it was a steal. Prepare to repel boarders!"

Hey, if this guy wins in the general election, I know a great job for him

Senate whip: "Local Man Says He Saw Far-Left Democrat Troy Jackson Slap Longtime Partner with Open Hand — Comes After 1988 Police Report of Jackson Punching a Man".

No honor among thieves

At least they're somewhat consistent: the Democrats will even steal elections from each other. "More Signs the Dem Establishment Stole the Election From Hong?"

Friday, August 14, 2026

Oh, I know!

"After 50 Years, Physicists Find Strong Evidence For What Really Holds Matter Together".



Ok, apparently I guessed wrong. I think. Although, when I read stuff like this, I'm not sure:
It's conventionally assumed that the baryon number is carried by the three valence quarks that make up baryons, such as protons and neutrons.
But now, after decades of uncertainty, a breakthrough new study using high-energy particle collisions has provided some of the strongest experimental evidence yet against this simple valence-quark picture.

When scientists start talking in tongues, I get a little confused. 

Yoogly, inside and out

"Woman Identified and Arrested on Two Felony Charges After Vandalizing DC’s Sacred World War II Memorial – Faces Up to TEN YEARS in Prison".

I doubt there's a D.C. jury that will giver her anything like 10 years. Besides, why should the tax payer foot the bill for room and board? Make her clean the pigeon s**t off of all the monuments for the next ten years - with a toothbrush and a bucket of soapy water.