A friend of mine was at the bank yesterday before they closed and the teller was handing these out.
The man in front of her smiled and winked as he gave it back to the teller and said, “Oh I need a MUCH bigger one than this.” The teller said “No sir, it goes on your finger for the ATM.”
Staking Fauci to an anthill after marinating him in honey. What's the goal of the experiment, you ask? I don't know offhand; maybe we'll think of something after the first, say, 24 hours.
I'm prompted to suggest the above after the disclosure of more of his deviltry (Warning! These "experiments" that Fauci funded feature dog torture that is sickening. Just take my word for it if you want to avoid reading the nauseating details).
Here's a rock version of "Let's Go Brandon", with different lyrics (for those who might have found the Hip Hop version not especially to your taste).
Joe Biden behind the wheel of his imaginary ice cream truck.
"I’m not sure what to do with my hands” — Ricky Bobby pic.twitter.com/vnqpI28i3M
— Kyle Martinsen (@KyleMartinsen_) October 22, 2021
"San Francisco State University Prof Says Jewish Pot is Making Black Men Gay".
I think that feller's been tyin' his bow tie a little too tight.
Actor, liberal Democrat and perpetually angry man, Alec Baldwin, has finally managed to kill someone: "Alec Baldwin fires prop gun in 'misfire' that kills cinematographer, injures director".
God rest the soul of Halyna Hutchins, the cinematographer who died, and speed the injured director Joel Souza to full recovery.
