To Save Time, Iran Appoints Supreme Leader Who Is Already Dead https://t.co/XHLaudSfs5 pic.twitter.com/jKAdi0sCud
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
To Save Time, Iran Appoints Supreme Leader Who Is Already Dead https://t.co/XHLaudSfs5 pic.twitter.com/jKAdi0sCud
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 4, 2026
"The Reactions to Barack Obama's Latest Post About His Ugly Library Are Pure Gold".
We've written before about Barack Obama's presidential center in Chicago.
I wasn't kind with my headline, "The Obama Library Is Ugly For a Reason." Not only did it look like a Soviet-style dystopian prison, but then they added words to the outside and made things worse, as my colleague Bob Hoge observed. It's not just ugly visually; it's also ugly because Obama left such a bad and divisive legacy.
Truth to tell, even the Lubyanka doesn't look as ominous and evil as Obama's Salute To Concrete. At least that's what I think. You be the judge.
A first cousin to the Chevrolet El Camino, the Sprint is a vehicle I was completely unacquainted with until I read this article. That big block 454 engine is fine.
Looks like something that belongs in Veeshir's collection.
Young prodigy Alisa Sadikova performs "The Fountain", by French-American harpist and composer Marcel Lucien Grandjany.
Pro-Palestinian activists in Richmond, Virginia have painted a watermelon mural on a local building. The seeds of the fruit are arranged to spell out ‘Free Palestine.’
The watermelon has long been a symbol of Palestinian activism, but it is also seen by many as a black stereotype and some black residents are not cool with the painting as a result.
Really? First I've heard about the connection between watermelons and Palestinians. Apparently, it's the first time many Richmond residents have heard about it, too.
Now what we have to do is persuade those leftist dopes in Richmond that they need to do another mural featuring the pillars of Palestinian resistance: keffiyehs, kaa'in (being) and kaafaHa (struggle). M'yes, the three K's of Palestinian activism. Paint that on the side of a building on downtown Broad Street and see what happens.
All of them sitting in one room. Just like a parcel of mullahs. Oh, well. "That Jesse Jackson Memorial Service Was a Gathering of the Worst People".
Barack Obama, Joe Biden, the Clintons, and Kamala Harris. The grit in the political oyster that gave us Donald Trump.
Yeah, I believe I'd get that fixed.
The press is always getting it wrong.
Well, looks like we just missed lunch today.