Tuesday, March 24, 2026

Aren't there laws that are supposed to stop bars from serving their patrons too much liquor?

If so, then there are some establishments that are clearly in violation, because the patrons in question are without a doubt semi-comatose from the consumption of spirits, wobbly-legged sots trying to throw a howdah on a particularly repulsive pink elephant. If that doesn't figure as "Buster, you've had w-a-y too much", I don't know what does, short of literally passing out and falling off your barstool. 

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Monday, March 23, 2026

Man, these things are like potato chips...

 ...you can't stop at just one (which, incidentally, is also a Chuck Norris meme: "Chuck Norris ate just one potato chip").

Courtesy of Hot Air.




Useless idiots

Some people are going to keep supporting communism right up to the moment they're led out to the wall.


H/T: Instapundit 

Classical corner

Erik Satie's 7th Gnossienne (Matthew King is the pianist).

If you don't know what a gnossienne is - and I didn't, until now - here's the lowdown.

Sunday, March 22, 2026

Worst. Dictator. Ever.

If the current administration is such a totalitarian nightmare, how is it that the governor of one of the bluest states in the union can appear on camera threatening to persecute Trump and his people the next time a Democrat gets into office?

Whoa! Hang on a minute. How did Pritzker go from looking like a mound of unrendered whale blubber to the practically svelte person in that video? Can you do liposuction with a fireman's hose?