Dear lefties

As conservatives, we have little to no bargaining power with you, so we know you are going to keep putting sleazy, ignorant partisan hacks into elective office. We get that.

But is it really too much to ask that the people you select to represent you not be genuine retards? I mean...Eric Swalwell, for cryin' out loud!  "Sanctuary City Means We Don’t Deport Those Who Help ‘Make Our Communities Safer’".

Here's the thing, genius: if the illegal aliens weren't here in the first place, we wouldn't have to worry about them underreporting crimes for fear of getting into trouble with ICE. Oh, and also, the victims of illegal alien criminals are not just other illegal aliens.

Working-with-your-hands Wednesday

 

Bonus video! Making a good guy hat (H/T: friend and commenter Veeshir).

Maybe Virginia should be declared a disaster area

On the other hand, a majority voted for Abigail Spanführer, so maybe the coming venture into socialist stupidity will have a salutary effect on society in the long run.

In the first place, she (and the donks who control both houses of the state legislature) are proposing a whole slate of tax increases: "Democrats Pounce On Virginia Taxpayers".

In the second place, she is preparing to leave Virginians to the tender mercies of monsters like this: "Dem Gov. Abigail Spanberger Set to RELEASE Illegal Alien Accused of Strangling 8-Month-Old Baby — REFUSES to Hand Him to ICE".

We'll see if Virginians turn out to be the same type of brain-numbed progressive enablers as so many of California's voters have proved to be. 

I guess we really are in for it

Another groundhog - of whom I was blissfully unaware until now - has also weighed in with his prognostications, so, according to Staten Island Chuck, we are, indeed, looking at another six weeks of winter.

Here I am, complaining about rabbits in the yard...

...while Australians are having to deal with...feral camels.

Good way to get hoist with your own petard

It's France, after all, but there really should be some limits: "French Hospital Evacuated After Doctors Find Live WWI Artillery Shell in Patient’s Rectum".

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