Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Assortment

1)How badly does Obama suck? Let me count the ways.

2)Protestors fear the use of a secret weapon at the Democratic national convention. Many people think it's, er, BS. They obviously haven't heard of Precision Accelerated Crap Ordnance.

3)Hugo Chavez considers adding another Castroite screwdriver to his commie tool box.

4 comments:

SwampWoman said...

Who would have ever thought Chavez would come up with that?

/Besides anybody paying attention to what happened to Cuba, that is.

the_real_jeffs said...

Yep. Obama sucks.

RebeccaH said...

Rergarding #2 (how ironic you listed it as #2, Paco), I think a crap cannon would be an excellent idea to control riots. Even though some of the rioters probably wouldn't be able to notice.

Paco said...

Rebecca: Well played, my dear! That hadn't even occurred to me; my subconscious mind putting in some overtime, apparently.