"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Cerveza, Sí, Stroh’s Light, No!
Babalú has a link to a beer commercial featuring the Maximum Leader, himself. What really makes this funny is the way that the vocal inflections in the dubbing so perfectly match the expressions on Castro's face.
Aw, a little brew through the nose is good fer ya ever' now and then, cousin Cid. It clears out the pollen and mold spores that you breathe when yer outside, and it washes away the stink arising from the latest gushing news story of Obama comparing himself favorably to George Washington and Mahatma Gandi.
Meester Cid, my dad had the same problem...and used the same words for the process to...ummm...clean the crap out. Lotta polyps - bad allergies, hay fever, & such. Since he refused to give up the things that caused him to have "nose problems" - peanuts & beer are the only ones I remember - he died with a 'snoot' full. 8-)
That was perfect. Whoever did that dub was skilled beyond reason, and obviously a righteous member of the VRWC. Where's Wronwright, he should be filling out the paperwork forthwith!
My own nose is mostly Celtic (did not get the Jewish version), so is probably only just adequate.
Luckily, Meester Cid, Lovely Daughter & Beautiful Granddaughter got noses from the other DNA (Celtic, like Rebecca's, not Nordic or Jewish, tyG) - mine started out a good "strong" nose, then got busted the first time when I was 6 & at least 5 times since then...not pretty, but I wear glasses & that sorta camouflages the bump.
I now have Heineken coming from my nose. Thanks Pal...:)
ReplyDeleteAw, a little brew through the nose is good fer ya ever' now and then, cousin Cid. It clears out the pollen and mold spores that you breathe when yer outside, and it washes away the stink arising from the latest gushing news story of Obama comparing himself favorably to George Washington and Mahatma Gandi.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Yea you're right Paco. I have a Roman nose. Roman all over my face.
ReplyDeleteThe Otolaryngologist, that reamed it out, (delightful little Spanish dude, with accent) came into my cubicle after viewing my X-rays said.
Mester Cid, thi'iz a dor. Thi'iz the dor open (he then slammed the door shut) and continued with...Thi'iz the dor clozed.
Thi'iz your noze...
So, would this be correct? Barack Washington or Mahatma Obama?
Meester Cid, my dad had the same problem...and used the same words for the process to...ummm...clean the crap out. Lotta polyps - bad allergies, hay fever, & such. Since he refused to give up the things that caused him to have "nose problems" - peanuts & beer are the only ones I remember - he died with a 'snoot' full. 8-)
ReplyDeletePleasant little tw: evirdy
Meeses kc. How you are? I earned my nose. Damn, did I ever. As is said, you should see the other guys...LOL.
ReplyDeleteThat was perfect. Whoever did that dub was skilled beyond reason, and obviously a righteous member of the VRWC. Where's Wronwright, he should be filling out the paperwork forthwith!
ReplyDeleteMy own nose is mostly Celtic (did not get the Jewish version), so is probably only just adequate.
Luckily, Meester Cid, Lovely Daughter & Beautiful Granddaughter got noses from the other DNA (Celtic, like Rebecca's, not Nordic or Jewish, tyG) - mine started out a good "strong" nose, then got busted the first time when I was 6 & at least 5 times since then...not pretty, but I wear glasses & that sorta camouflages the bump.
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