"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Dogs Rule!
I have appointed Mabel as the official dog of the Paco Enterprises blog (and no, she's not actually reading that magazine; she's scavenging for crumbs).
(and no, she's not actually reading that magazine; she's scavenging for crumbs)
Yeah, well. That's what she wants you to think. Still an' all, good to see you gots youself an official Blog Dog. This one thinks she's a bit of all right ;-)
I see that Mabel is booty-free and undoubtedly salivating at the prospect of crumbs. That should work to repel radical Muslims. Perhaps all that the airlines need to do by way of security is to employ a large, friendly drooling dog to ride on airplanes and lick all of the passengers and leave drool pools. Bullmastiffs would be good, as would bloodhounds.
My gracious. Just when I thought political correctness could not possibly get any stupider, I am corrected.
Swampwoman, did your Ruby shake herself and decorate the walls with drool? My Reggie (boxer) did daily. He's gone now, and I never thought I would miss washing dog drool off the walls.
Can't fool me. She's reading the magazine.
ReplyDeletePaco,
ReplyDeleteis it a Dog magazine?
Also, check out the latest "doggie no no" in Britainistan.
ReplyDeletehttp://gatesofvienna.blogspot.com/2008/07/have-these-englishmen-been-too-long-in.html#readfurther
via those great folks at GoV
I'll try again,
ReplyDeletehttp://gatesofvienna.blogspot.com/2008/07/have-these-englishmen-been-too-long-in.html#readfurther
bugger! just go to the home page. It's the first story for today.
ReplyDeletehttp://gatesofvienna.blogspot.com/
Have These Englishmen Been Too Long in the Noonday Sun?
I always produce a sardonic laugh when I see dogs being described as unclean, by organisms that wipe their a*ses with their fingers.
ReplyDelete(and no, she's not actually reading that magazine; she's scavenging for crumbs)
ReplyDeleteYeah, well. That's what she wants you to think. Still an' all, good to see you gots youself an official Blog Dog. This one thinks she's a bit of all right ;-)
I see that Mabel is booty-free and undoubtedly salivating at the prospect of crumbs. That should work to repel radical Muslims. Perhaps all that the airlines need to do by way of security is to employ a large, friendly drooling dog to ride on airplanes and lick all of the passengers and leave drool pools. Bullmastiffs would be good, as would bloodhounds.
ReplyDeleteMy gracious. Just when I thought political correctness could not possibly get any stupider, I am corrected.
a large, friendly drooling dog
ReplyDeleteLike Blossom (on right)?
Spot: Ulululululu!!
ReplyDeleteBlossom looks like a champion drooler.
ReplyDeleteAs opposed to my late Doberman, Ruby, who was a champion dribbler of puddles of joy.
I'm a bit late, but thank God for dogs.
ReplyDeleteSwampwoman, did your Ruby shake herself and decorate the walls with drool? My Reggie (boxer) did daily. He's gone now, and I never thought I would miss washing dog drool off the walls.
Much obliged for the links to the dog pictures. They are all now official affiliated dogs of Paco Enterprises.
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