Obama, flip-flopping faster than the speed of light, creates fusion reaction in his own head, solves energy crisis.
Update: Obama vows to end foreign oil dependence in ten years, will ask Congress to fund installation of 15,000 tire-inflation kiosks.
Ok, I made up that last part; but his actual ideas represent little more than a great whistling sound of compressed air.
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Well, compressed air can be used to run machinery; maybe we can harness The Power Of Obama™ as an alternative energy source. That ought to be worth a few megawatts.
"The Power of Obama". That sounds awesome...almost holy. I hope he uses his god-like power for good, and not for evil.
Some have called him an empty suit. Frankly, I think they ought to be capitalizing Empty Suit.
I thought John Kerry was a doofus, and the nadir of the Democrats, from which they could only go up, but damned if they didn't come up with Barack Obama.
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