Hi, this is Brad Smilo for Paco World News. I’m here with Senator Joseph Biden, and, Senator, first, let me congratulate you on the Democratic nomination for VP.
Biden: It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done.
Brad: Senator, the Republicans didn’t waste any time in digging up the old plagiarism charges. How do you plan to deal with that issue?
Biden: I shall fight on the beaches, I shall fight on the landing grounds, I shall fight in the fields and in the streets; I shall never surrender.
Brad: So, you’re saying that the charge is basically irrelevant?
Biden: It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Brad: Do you plan on adopting the same aggressive tactics in dealing with your Republican critics? Does that pose some risk, do you think?
Biden: In revenges men look not at the greatness of the evil past, but the greatness of the good to follow.
Brad: Senator Biden, what do you say to those Clinton supporters who are threatening to bolt the party?
Biden: There are voters now-a-bed who shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
Brad: Um, I think St. Crispin’s Day is actually in October, Senator.
Biden: A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, Brad.
Brad: Ok, Senator, you know you’ll be getting ribbed about it; what’s with the hair plugs?
Biden: A large head of hair makes the handsome more graceful and the ugly more terrible.
Brad: Thank you, Senator Biden. Good night and good luck.
Biden: Good night, Brad, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.