Thursday, August 14, 2008

You Are Getting Sleepy...Your Eyelids Are Growing V-e-r-y Heavy

Senator Harry "The Human Tranquilizer" Reid will be speaking at the Democratic National Convention (I must act fast and get the coffee and NoDoz concessions).
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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 15, 2008 at 9:52 AM

    Don't forget, offer the No Doz pills in at least three different colors. And put up a sign reminding people that coffee is trans-fat free!

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  2. PacoAugust 15, 2008 at 10:22 AM

    Haw! The price just went up!

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  3. RebeccaHAugust 15, 2008 at 3:47 PM

    You mean you're actually going to watch that emo circus?

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  4. PacoAugust 15, 2008 at 5:43 PM

    Rebecca: Watch it? Not at all! But I'm going to sell cafeine products to those at the convention who are compelled to!

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  5. AnonymousAugust 15, 2008 at 7:36 PM

    I won 't even comment about #6 and #7, the Ubermessiah is a George Soros plaything.

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