Hmm. Seems like Barack Obama’s brother, George Hussein Obama, isn’t doing so well. Maybe that explains this strange e:mail I received today.
From: George H. Obama
Subject: Legitimit business preposition for Paco
Permit me to introduce myself. I am George Hussein Obama. I live in a slum in Kenya, and am appealing to your compassion and American goodwill to provide assistance. But I guarantee it will be worth your while.
As you probably heard, my brother, Barack Hussein Obama, is running for the president of your wonderful United States of America (home of the brave and land of the free things!) Over the last two years, Barack received friendly money gifts from the Fanny Mac, which is a wonderful bank that helps you Americans to get the sub-prone mortgages. He sent the money to Kenya for safe-keeping because of the nosy Republicans and the dangerous Eskimos who were jealous of his friends and their friendly money gifts to my brother. He has also sent a stash of Barack Bucks that will become the new money for United States.
My brother now needs this moneys to help him beat the corrupt McCain bandits in the election. He is willing to buy me a new pair of shoes and a beautiful Hope and Change t-shirt if I help him get the money out of Kenya and back to America. My own role is modest; but he needs a sharp person in America to collect the money when it arrives in a shipment of arugula in the Port of Miami, Florida, USA, and he is willing to share his monies with you 50% if you will help him. Your share will be $50,000!! But I need your assistance to clear the shipment of arugula and the monies through Kenyan customs. If you will give me your credit card number, I will process the shipment; should cost only a few hundred dollars (I promise to destroy the credit card number, word of honor, cross my heart). This is a real good business for you. For a small amount of adventure capital, you get big return.
I look forward to your confidential reply.
George H. Obama
P.S. I also have options on Fanny Mac monies being held in Kenya for your Senators Cris Dodd and John Kerry if you are interested.