Secretary of the Treasury Paulson went down on one knee before Nancy Pelosi and begged her for a deal, to which Speaker Nancy Pelosi is said to have joked, “I didn’t know you were Catholic.”
Even funnier, I didn't know Pelosi was Jesus (I thought Obama was Jesus).
Update: Ted Nugent has some good advice.
Update II: Courtesy of an anonymous commenter, and pertaining to the earlier post linking a story about Missouri law enforcement officials' threat to abridge freedom of speech -
Come an' get me, coppers!