"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Awww, no need for that. Tranquilizer darts should work just fine. Hell, they'd probably be able to raffle off chances to shoot the treetards with darts, and raise some money for the budget.
Swampwoman: Hey, I just had a thought! Campaign stop by McCain and Palin in Berkeley; Palin breaks out the rifle with the tranquilizer darts; another 3-point jump for the Republican ticket in the polls!
kae: That there is, indeed, what you call your basic crop duster; but crap duster would certainly be appropriate in this case.
There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who came down from the trees to found civilization. And those who went back to the trees because they couldn't handle civilization.
I was trying to work out whether the picture is from one of my favourite films "North by Northwest" (presumably at some stage they will make a crap remake starring Matt Damon and Courtney Love at which time Western civilisation is officially dead).
If it is, then of course there are other possibilities involving machine guns which rather appeal.
Awww, no need for that. Tranquilizer darts should work just fine. Hell, they'd probably be able to raffle off chances to shoot the treetards with darts, and raise some money for the budget.
ReplyDeleteIs that a crap, er, crop dister, Mr Paco?
ReplyDeleteSwampwoman: Hey, I just had a thought! Campaign stop by McCain and Palin in Berkeley; Palin breaks out the rifle with the tranquilizer darts; another 3-point jump for the Republican ticket in the polls!
ReplyDeletekae: That there is, indeed, what you call your basic crop duster; but crap duster would certainly be appropriate in this case.
There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who came down from the trees to found civilization. And those who went back to the trees because they couldn't handle civilization.
ReplyDeleteWell said, Rebecca!
ReplyDeleteI was trying to work out whether the picture is from one of my favourite films "North by Northwest" (presumably at some stage they will make a crap remake starring Matt Damon and Courtney Love at which time Western civilisation is officially dead).
ReplyDeleteIf it is, then of course there are other possibilities involving machine guns which rather appeal.
I prefer one of these:
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Why do I think Joan de Arc, Rouen and the need to smoke them out.
ReplyDeleteJust a little fire to smart the nostrils.
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