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Friday, November 14, 2008
Joe Biden: Number 1 When it Comes to Being Number 2
That's right, Rebecca: when you get up in the middle of the night to get a drink of water or go to the bathroom, and you're walking across the floor and - SUDDENLY! - you feel something brush against your ankles...
Biden was asked to smooth over a miscommunication following Obama's phone call with Polish President Lech Kaczynski last week. Kaczynski issued a statement saying Obama vowed to continue with President Bush's missile defense project. But Obama's advisers denied it, and the Polish foreign minister later said it was a misinterpretation on their part.
Biden called Kaczynski a couple of days later to explain that the Obama administration will assess the program before deciding whether to stick with it.
The Polish President also demanded that as quickly as can be, after taking office, Obama and with a push from Biden "the U.S. unconditionally pardon, his cousin, Ted".
President Kaczynski mentioned that "Ted was a little quirky but otherwise a real nice guy".....He added, "HEY, you let that "those Ayers and Dohrn people off, are you people anti-Polish"?
President Kaczynski THEN turned to the 'missile stuff' questions.
I'm not sure what it is about Biden that makes my skin crawl the most. He's creepy.
ReplyDeleteOT, but Paco, I hear you and Sheila were dancin' up a storm last night. Nice moves!
Ash, he's creepy enough so that when I go bald, I'm staying that bald.
ReplyDeleteCertainly looks like number two to me.
ReplyDeleteAsh: One of the creepy things about Biden is that I can't get over the notion that his hair plugs come out at night and scuttle around the floor.
ReplyDeleteBlogstrop: I've certainly always considered him as number 2.
Eek, Paco! Thanks for that image of Old Joe's plugs!
ReplyDeleteThat's right, Rebecca: when you get up in the middle of the night to get a drink of water or go to the bathroom, and you're walking across the floor and - SUDDENLY! - you feel something brush against your ankles...
ReplyDeleteMUWAHAHAHAHA!!
From the AP article:
ReplyDeleteBiden was asked to smooth over a miscommunication following Obama's phone call with Polish President Lech Kaczynski last week. Kaczynski issued a statement saying Obama vowed to continue with President Bush's missile defense project. But Obama's advisers denied it, and the Polish foreign minister later said it was a misinterpretation on their part.
Biden called Kaczynski a couple of days later to explain that the Obama administration will assess the program before deciding whether to stick with it.
The Polish President also demanded that as quickly as can be, after taking office, Obama and with a push from Biden "the U.S. unconditionally pardon, his cousin, Ted".
President Kaczynski mentioned that "Ted was a little quirky but otherwise a real nice guy".....He added, "HEY, you let that "those Ayers and Dohrn people off, are you people anti-Polish"?
President Kaczynski THEN turned to the 'missile stuff' questions.
Addendum:
ReplyDeleteOddly enough, 'cousin Ted' is from...Ready? Illinois.
Which means, it's a lock that Obama will issue that pardon and be given a job in the Defense Departments, Ordnance Division.
El Cid: Biden was asked to "smooth over a miscommunication"?!? Oh, there's a good idea!
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