Something's Fresh in Denmark

I googled Paco Enterprises today, looking around to see if anybody has linked me recently, and while I was hacking through the thick undergrowth of Paco Rabanne Perfumes, Paco Pumps and - somewhat ominously - Paco Pads, I came across The Turban Bomb, whose Danish proprietor had some nice things to say about yours truly. He's even set his hand to authoring a piece in the style of the Paquista literary movement, which, as is well known, involves writing a satirical skit based on the imaginary conversations of contemporary notables. Drop by and tell him Paco sent you.