"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Friday, November 28, 2008
That's Strange; He Hasn't Moved An Inch the Whole Time We've Been Out Here
They were being cautious. If I were a hostage in a bank, I'd rather that than have them charge in, guns blazing. Especially if the hostage negotiator was male, young, and cute.
Put your service revolvers boys, we can nail this guy to the wall with these!
ReplyDeleteJohnson, you and Smith in first, keep a watch out for paper cuts.
away...simple word, doofus S-i-m-p-l-e w-o-r-d. A-w-a-y!
ReplyDeleteThey were being cautious. If I were a hostage in a bank, I'd rather that than have them charge in, guns blazing. Especially if the hostage negotiator was male, young, and cute.
ReplyDeleteYou little devil, Rebecca.
ReplyDeletepaco enterprises strikes again!
ReplyDeleteEl Cid: No SWAT team should be without one!
ReplyDeleteReminds me of an ancient joke, last heard from Fozzie Bear:
ReplyDeleteMy uncle is so cheap, that when he went fishing he used a picture of a worm for bait. He caught a picture of a fish.
Wokka wokka!
Weird, Steve...I swear I remember Fozzie doing that joke! Thanks, it's STILL funny!
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