"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Saturday, November 15, 2008
The Unbearable Lightness of Al Gore's Usefulness
Photoshop of Al Gore gratefully swiped from Wuzzadem
"we weel up tha rwar' to 100,000 useless pesos, for tha vicios, seeck Pancho Gore, from the Juarez drug cartel". Don' woorey, we weel keep heem nica warm"
El Cid: I wish I could find the original post at Wuzzadem that had that photoshop of Al Gore; it had me laughing for days. The subject was the last Mexican presidential election, when the losing left-wing candidate was threatening violence and claiming that the election had been stolen. The story dovetailed nicely with Al's purported "problem" in Florida. The caption was "Exijo una recuenta!" ("I demand a recount!")
Yet people paid him money to speak. P.T. Barnum was right when he said that there's one born every minute.
ReplyDeleteJust in...Dispatch from the Tijuana drug cartel:
ReplyDelete"we weel up tha rwar' to 100,000 useless pesos, for tha vicios, seeck Pancho Gore, from the Juarez drug cartel". Don' woorey, we weel keep heem nica warm"
El Cid: I wish I could find the original post at Wuzzadem that had that photoshop of Al Gore; it had me laughing for days. The subject was the last Mexican presidential election, when the losing left-wing candidate was threatening violence and claiming that the election had been stolen. The story dovetailed nicely with Al's purported "problem" in Florida. The caption was "Exijo una recuenta!" ("I demand a recount!")
ReplyDeleteHey, Al's not totally worthless. Give him a burro and a serape, and sit him under a saguaro cactus, and he'd make a great lawn ornament.
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