1b) Mission accomplished: Obama look-alike arrested (a fake arrest, of course; if the French police won't arrest "youths" burning cars, why would they arrest a mere jogger?)
2) A small victory, but a sweet one; Bill Ayers denied entry to Canada.
Thanks, eh!
3) 'Ja getcher shots, boys?
4) Out of ipecac syrup? Try this (H/T: Ed Driscoll).
Re the plague:
ReplyDeleteIn an interview last July, Droudkal boasted his cell was in constant contact with other al-Qaeda “brothers”.
And I bet they're real popular among the brothers right about now.
My pledge?
ReplyDeleteTo bite the bullet and try to stay reasonable sane the next four years.
OT: Go have a look at what Ace has done to his site this morning.
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TW: outed. Ha!
Been watching this plague thing for a few days now. I'm going to check my medical record and make sure my plague shot is still good. I'm also at five of the six anthrax shots (started the series back in '03 and then experienced a hiatus because some chickensh*t p*ssies went to court because they're skeerd of needles, and they found an *sshole judge who was as stupid as they were to issue an injunction).
ReplyDeleteWhat I am really getting concerned about is the delay in the vaccine against the zombie virus. That one's probably going to be worse than anthrax and the plague combined.
Steve: Unfortunately, zombieism has broken out into the general population (see news for concentration in Washington, D.C.).
ReplyDeleteNo comment, but my Turing Word is thype, or "the hype". Too good to pass up, especially with all the hype going on today.
ReplyDeleteHmmm...
ReplyDeleteD'ya think we could get away with casting Teh Uno and Slow Joe as Super Chicken and Fred?
SB: rershy
I have no response to that.
TW: fableure: The French word for all the "promises" Obama has made thus far.
ReplyDeleteFishisbe: A variation of frisbee for know-it-all college students.
(I hate it when the blog won't accept a comment right off the bat)
I pledge... to make fun of feel-good celebrity circle jerks.
ReplyDeleteWelcome, Tommy!
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