1a) Obama look-alike trying to raise issue of profiling in France
1b) Mission accomplished: Obama look-alike arrested (a fake arrest, of course; if the French police won't arrest "youths" burning cars, why would they arrest a mere jogger?)
2) A small victory, but a sweet one; Bill Ayers denied entry to Canada.
3) 'Ja getcher shots, boys?
4) Out of ipecac syrup? Try this (H/T: Ed Driscoll).