1) Do you like pecan ice cream? How about now?
2) And all this time, you didn’t even notice that George Bush looked like William Howard Taft.
3) This is surely a sign of the end times.
4) We must be worthy of Obama’s attempts to rejuvenate this nation by rejuvenating ourselves (H/T: Ace).
5) With economic collapse virtually guaranteed because of the New Deal fantasies guiding Obama and the Democrats, I’ve finally found a use for my stock certificates!
6) Hey, Joe Biden isn't the only one in the family with loose lips.
Update: So, Shepard Fairey is the guy responsible for the famous "Hope" poster. Further comment would be superfluous (but don't let that stop you!)
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1. I swore off Ben & Jerry's years ago. I kept getting ice cream headaches, but just on the left side.
ReplyDelete2. I don't think his man boobs are especially attractive.
3. Go Cards!
4. I've earned every wrinkle, and intend to keep them.
5. Where do you keep the Valu-Rite vodka?
Retread
Uh-oh! Someone doesn't heart The One anymore!
ReplyDelete'Tis a sad day for America.
Not.
Jeff: How Chavez can smell anything over his own fat-boy commie B.O. is a mystery to me.
ReplyDeleteRetread: In truth, I am very happy for the Cardinals, and I'll be pulling for them.
1. Ditto, Retread.
ReplyDelete2. I thought Dubya looked like a monkey.
3. Football? What's that?
4. Everyone is going to look like John Kerry tomorrow. Yet another reason not to watch the inauguration.
5. Cardboard houses, huh? I supposes that's a good idea, the alternative being toilet paper.
Paco, Chavez probably asked Linda Panetta for her thoughts. She's close enough to The Mighty O! to smell him.
ReplyDeleteI would not eat Ben and Jerry's ice cream if I were starving to death.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the Rooters photog whose picture was used is very happy too.
ReplyDeleteSB: ferkhad
same to you, pal.
1. I haven't bought Ben&Jerry's since...I registered as a Republican.
ReplyDelete2. Ick. Think he'll HAVE 45 uninterrupted minutes to work out every day? I'm kinda doubting it - I don't & I'm just Grandma Daycare!
3. Finally! A SuperBowl where I like BOTH winners!
4. MY face, MY wrinkles. Besides morning cleansing & moisturizer, my skin gets Florida sun & as much wind as I can manage (in the interest of full disclosure, I do colour my hair).
5. If that thing would stand up to Florida weather - & if the cockroaches wouldn't eat it - it'd make almost as good a Guest Quarters as my TrailManor camper AND I could get it in the back yard!
6. The last time my ol man shushed me in front of others was THE LAST TIME my ol man shushed me in front of others.
6. Females!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCheers
JMH
For youse Americans. Has the big O given Michael Moore a role to play in the inauguration? Maybe shooting the doco for the historical archives. Loaded with insightful questions it could be a best seller. Mehaul.
ReplyDeleteMehaul: That's an intriguing thought. I understand that a little Vaseline around the camera lens helps to create an effect of spiritual light.
ReplyDeletePols use Vaseline(tm) for a number of things--or try to.
ReplyDeleteLarry: Yeah, I figure Moore would have plenty.
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