"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Come to think of it, they could sell this stuff at the eateries around Capital Hill. Most of the Congresscritters need all the brains they can get. And not because they're zombies -- I think their brains rolled out of their ears long long ago.
i am so not going to touch that stuff (and yes, i eat and love haggis). i only had brains once and that was with scrambled eggs. thank you very much. maybe its the milk gravy bit..
The key, I think, to a successful bunker is in its versatility. It should work for any disaster : a societal collapse, an asteroid hit, nuclear winter, an alien invasion, a zombie uprising (am I missing anything?). If your bunker's food stocks includes zombie attracting foods like brains then you could face a food shortage and/or ammo shortage.
As a co-worker asked me, "Where the heck would they sell it at?!?!?!?"
ReplyDeleteIt must be food. Legislation has pork and gravy, but there are no brains in legislation -- not lately anyway.
ReplyDeleteIt's been years, but I was introduced to them as a child. They taste good when cooked with scrambled eggs.
ReplyDeleteLook of the bright side. Only 5 grams of fat.
Jeff: I'm sure it must be on the animal brains aisle at Safeway.
ReplyDeleteFitzroy: Yeah, I guess that pretty much proves that it's food.
tokarev: Actually, the picture on the can makes the stuff look kinda good.
Come to think of it, they could sell this stuff at the eateries around Capital Hill. Most of the Congresscritters need all the brains they can get. And not because they're zombies -- I think their brains rolled out of their ears long long ago.
ReplyDeletePork brains in milk gravy? Eww. I don't care if it is brain food. Let them eat fish.
ReplyDeleteWait... you have a bunker? All I have is a Wal-Mart plastic bug-out tub.
Rebecca: That ought to be ok for Ohio. But the closer you get to D.C., the farther down you need to burrow.
ReplyDeletei am so not going to touch that stuff (and yes, i eat and love haggis). i only had brains once and that was with scrambled eggs. thank you very much. maybe its the milk gravy bit..
ReplyDeletetorecha.. taking the bull by the horns
The key, I think, to a successful bunker is in its versatility. It should work for any disaster : a societal collapse, an asteroid hit, nuclear winter, an alien invasion, a zombie uprising (am I missing anything?). If your bunker's food stocks includes zombie attracting foods like brains then you could face a food shortage and/or ammo shortage.
ReplyDeleteColonel: Those are certainly important safety tips. Thanks!
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