What kinda crap is dis? Rangel cheats on his taxes. Daschle cheats on his taxes. F%#kin' Gaithner cheats on his taxes and gets da nod to be da head Treasury guy! Me - a honest furniture dealer - makes da same mistake and - Wham! - Alcatraz, see? Che bidonata! I'm tellin' yez, dere ain't no mob like da federal government. By da time da feds get t'ru withchu, youse'll be lucky if yez still got a pot to pi$$ in.
Update: It's all part of the plan.
Cousin Alphonse!
ReplyDeleteGosh, so good to see your picture. Chicago ran so much better when you were there.
Things in Chi'town have gone to hell in a handbasket. Well Illinois, too.
Shame you dated Phyllis to long. She drove you insane.
But ya' gotta' die wid somthin'.
Contrary to popular belief, cousin Al, wasn't of Sicilian stock. Naples, were his roots.
The Napolitano's had their own little group, more then likely A Sicilian Honor Society off shoot, (pardon the pun) called Camorra.
Since OUR Honor Society goes back to the late 1200's, they copied what we did.
Sicily wasn't part of Italy, until after WW1. Its almost like assuming that Hawaiians are American. Sicilians are not of Italian extract.
OH, legend has it that the now name of MAFIA, was an acronym for Kill All The French, For The Sake of Sicily.
ReplyDeleteSicilian Vespers, thingy.
Al Capone and Obama both lived and worked in Chicago.
ReplyDeleteCoincidence? I think not!
Speaking of Chicago...Joey the Clown, goes down
ReplyDeleteGee, that really does look bad, sounds even worse.
So, Joey - at age 80 - pulls a life sentence. That's like, what, 5 years?
ReplyDeleteUmmm, with cous' Joey, 5 years may be a stretch...OR a shiv in the back, if he can't stretch.
ReplyDeleteI've loved this post since you first made it, but finally got around to sayin how much I admire it. Creative genius.
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