"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Monday, March 2, 2009
Celebrate!
Have a great square root day! And don't forget: this is the first big sale of the year for Paco Enterprises' many fine products ("Satisfaction guaranteed or the square root of your money back!")
Here in Australia it's already the 4th of March so we missed the whole holiday with its filthy potential. And a good thing too. Anything which excites the mind so should be banned.
But we can still celebrate the bannning, in a non-offensive approved way, as in following the example of our moral betters.
Rebecca, Rebecca! With the Sydney Gay & Lesbollah Mardi Gras about to be visited upon us again, suggesting that anyone get on their knees for a purely philosophical moment is indeed in the realms of fantasy.
8 comments:
sheeeyot, we bin gittin squarely rooted since election day.
TW: immant: A muslim cleric about to be in charge of the State Department...
I see that you celebrate this Holy Day as well, Paco!
Now, please excuse me, I have root vegetables to chop up into squares for the holy feast....
tw: DOLYST: a really pretentious welfare recipient...
If I were Australian, I'm sure I could make a dirty joke out of this.
TW: gisheme: Prez Barry O falls to his knees in the Garden of Gisheme and wonders out loud why God made the presidency so hard and not fun anymore.
NYT columnist David Brooks in tragic collision with reality...
TW: ulick: How a 'conservative' gets a job at the NYT...
Here in Australia it's already the 4th of March so we missed the whole holiday with its filthy potential. And a good thing too. Anything which excites the mind so should be banned.
But we can still celebrate the bannning, in a non-offensive approved way, as in following the example of our moral betters.
Bruce: Just be prepared when April 4th, 2016 rolls around.
Rebecca, Rebecca!
With the Sydney Gay & Lesbollah Mardi Gras about to be visited upon us again, suggesting that anyone get on their knees for a purely philosophical moment is indeed in the realms of fantasy.
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