Thursday, March 12, 2009

The Endangered Fairies Act

If you think that the expense of complying with environmental regulations is high now, just wait until companies everywhere have to start testing for elves.

5 comments:

Minicapt said...

I have just suppressed a Barney Frank joke.

Cheers

WV: defingra raised.

JeffS said...

I wouldn't be surprised if Congress passed a National Elf Protection Act, and required consultation with the EPA, USFWS, and National Marine Fishery Service for any construction.

It's about their speed right now.

bingbing said...

But after popping over to Blair's, it seems it's great for someone's business.

Paco said...

Heh. Yes, there's always a silver lining for somebody.

JeffS said...

"Yes, there's always a silver lining for somebody."

And no doubt Paco Enterprises is looking for a way to harvest that silver lining....