Monday, March 30, 2009

Mysterious Flash and Explosion in Virginia

Heh. Not to worry, folks. Just a little accident at Paco Enterprises’ beverage-production facility, where we were running up a batch of our new soft-drink geared for heart patients (Nitro Fizz).

By the way, be sure to check our job listings; we have several new openings for taste-testers and vat technicians.
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11 comments:

  1. IsophoroneMarch 30, 2009 at 7:14 PM

    My father used to make beer at home, but he stopped when the practice was legalized!

    True story: My 10th grade English teacher wanted us to do a non-fiction oral book report. She told us to discuss the topic, not just the book. Wow, I thought. Beer making is a non-fiction topic, isn't it? The teacher never really forgave me, but the boys in the class sure loved my presentation! And it really helped my speaking skills as well!

    Speaking of crazy things, I just read (and blogged about) how the California Air Resources Board is planning to regulate tire pressure.

    Let me know about the sampling. I'm in Northern Virginia.

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  2. JeffSMarch 30, 2009 at 8:12 PM

    Sounds like your product will launch with a bang, Paco!

    TW: moons. As in, "Obama moons the Constitution."

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  3. PacoMarch 30, 2009 at 8:35 PM

    Hey, beer is definitely non-fiction, so the teacher didn't have a leg to stand on.

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  4. IsophoroneMarch 30, 2009 at 10:03 PM

    She didn't have a KEG to stand on, either!

    Booooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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  5. PacoMarch 30, 2009 at 10:18 PM

    Ok, you're banned! :^)

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  6. RebeccaHMarch 30, 2009 at 10:46 PM

    Great. That explains all the stains all over my coat. So, is Paco Enterprises going to come through with the cleaning bill, huh?

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  7. richard mcenroeMarch 30, 2009 at 11:34 PM

    Depending on the size of the crater, it could have been the economy...

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  8. AnonymousMarch 30, 2009 at 11:56 PM

    Those crazy NORKS, at it again are they? Is the White House still up?

    That'll teach Gates to open his mouth.

    carosher. Check out girl at a candy store.

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  9. missredMarch 31, 2009 at 12:30 PM

    i gave the beer making presentation in college. since i was the only female in the speech class, i got an A~ . i like to think it was because of my superb skills rather than the topic or gender.
    my father also made beer. i helped.

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  10. IsophoroneMarch 31, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    Paco,

    I can't keep these bad puns bottled up. I build up a head of steam, and then pour it on. The effects spill over, and I can't get a handle on them. No doubt you are feeling mugged.

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  11. PacoMarch 31, 2009 at 3:08 PM

    Isophorone: No, in reality, I like a good pun, so you're safe.

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