Monday, March 30, 2009

Mysterious Flash and Explosion in Virginia

Heh. Not to worry, folks. Just a little accident at Paco Enterprises’ beverage-production facility, where we were running up a batch of our new soft-drink geared for heart patients (Nitro Fizz).

By the way, be sure to check our job listings; we have several new openings for taste-testers and vat technicians.

11 comments:

Isophorone said...

My father used to make beer at home, but he stopped when the practice was legalized!

True story: My 10th grade English teacher wanted us to do a non-fiction oral book report. She told us to discuss the topic, not just the book. Wow, I thought. Beer making is a non-fiction topic, isn't it? The teacher never really forgave me, but the boys in the class sure loved my presentation! And it really helped my speaking skills as well!

Speaking of crazy things, I just read (and blogged about) how the California Air Resources Board is planning to regulate tire pressure.

Let me know about the sampling. I'm in Northern Virginia.

JeffS said...

Sounds like your product will launch with a bang, Paco!

TW: moons. As in, "Obama moons the Constitution."

Paco said...

Hey, beer is definitely non-fiction, so the teacher didn't have a leg to stand on.

Isophorone said...

She didn't have a KEG to stand on, either!

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Paco said...

Ok, you're banned! :^)

RebeccaH said...

Great. That explains all the stains all over my coat. So, is Paco Enterprises going to come through with the cleaning bill, huh?

richard mcenroe said...

Depending on the size of the crater, it could have been the economy...

elcampeador.com said...

Those crazy NORKS, at it again are they? Is the White House still up?

That'll teach Gates to open his mouth.

carosher. Check out girl at a candy store.

missred said...

i gave the beer making presentation in college. since i was the only female in the speech class, i got an A~ . i like to think it was because of my superb skills rather than the topic or gender.
my father also made beer. i helped.

Isophorone said...

Paco,

I can't keep these bad puns bottled up. I build up a head of steam, and then pour it on. The effects spill over, and I can't get a handle on them. No doubt you are feeling mugged.

Paco said...

Isophorone: No, in reality, I like a good pun, so you're safe.