Ok, all a yez listen up. Card check is all about freedom; da freedom to know who wants a fair, unionized workplace, and who wants to keep bein’ wage slaves; da freedom to know where da anti-union crumb-bums live; da freedom to reach out to deez scabs and knock a little sense into ‘em. Why, Card Check is practically da whaddaya call headstone of democracy, see? So, youse senators who are startin’ to get wobbly, it’s time for yez to straighten up and fly right. I mean, bein’ a senator’s a nice life, ain’t it? Be a shame for yez to have to give all dat up and move back to Paducah or wherever. Capiche?
Seriously Paco, these are absolutely golden.....Iowahawk-level satire in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteThere is a book in these after his 4 years....format it like a diary, with a small blurb about the date and inspiring event(s), then the spiel.
Like I said, golden.
MB from Blair's
Very kind of you, MB, but the I-Man stands alone.
ReplyDeleteYes, the next four years are going to be a harrowing experience, but the opportunities for satire are going to be endless.
"...but the opportunities for satire are going to be endless."
ReplyDeleteGo for the gold, no matter where it is!!!!!
You know what they call a 55 gallon drum in Chicago?
ReplyDeleteA Chicago coffin.
Retread
That's pretty good, Retread! I understand that a "Chicago overcoat" is a coffin.
ReplyDelete"On The Waterfront", Steiger in the car with Brando...
ReplyDeleteSB: forstri
Helpin' trees 'n stuff