Monday, April 27, 2009
Actually, Opaqueness is Greatly Underrated
Listen, all a’ yez. When we talk about transparency, we mean what de private sector owes to everybody else. Your government don’t need to be a goldfish bowl, ‘cuz dere’s lots a’ stuff youse little people wouldn’t understand, see? Don’t worry your little heads about de details, ‘cuz you're in good hands. If, ever now an’ again, we gotta force some TARP jack down a banker’s throat, it’s good for him. And if we gotta make him take a few billions in losses, why make de stockholders all jittery, ya know? We got de best interests of de country at heart, so your job as citizens is to shaddap and play ball. Remember: when we want your opinion, we'll give it to yez.