Sheesh! These Hamas guys are hard to please; nothing but complaints about the fine line of military products manufactured by our Middle Eastern sales subsidiary, Palestinian Accessible Combat Ordnance.
First, they had a beef with our u-shaped bazookas. Then they squawked about our boomerang missile. Now they’ve got issues with our anti-aircraft rockets. Any day now, I expect that they’ll be crying about our non-motorized nitroglycerine transport device.
Update: Meanwhile, Paco Enterprises' Australian consumer-products subsidiary stays ahead of the curve.