Monday, April 20, 2009
Cool Foreign Policy
Well awwwwwreet! What’s buzzin’, cousin? This is Dave “Alligator” Axelrod slippin’ you some skin, and layin’ down the righteous rule that anti-Americanism ain’t no longer cool. Sure, it was jake to snap your cap at the USA when cornhusker George was draggin’ his stompers through the White House, but ol’ George, he done hit the silk, and we got us a killer-diller in the Oval Office now, a real gone gasser, who’s root, zoot and solid to boot. The inside skinny is, we got us some fraughty issues, but the O-Man, he’s just friskin’ his whiskers, Pop; wait ‘til he makes with the trickeration – it’ll be murder, Jackson, the absolute mezz! Ain’t that right, Prez?
"That's right, Dave! Gonna break it up if I have to bust my conk!"
I gots to trilly, hep cats and kittens, gonna collar me some cups, so I’ll plant you now and dig you later. Awwwroot!